From the desk of Kenny..

**Boulder** · 05-09-2006, 06:23 AM

I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers

Vortex · 05-09-2006, 04:21 PM

yea women drivers

JoeAirPort · 05-09-2006, 04:36 PM

Lot of bad drivers period. Not all women. The women do some crazy stuff while they drive though. All that multi-tasking gets them in trouble behind the wheel.

YaKs are BeSt · 05-09-2006, 07:44 PM

that was pretty funny, the girls at my high school cant drive at all. Its really anoying cuz lots of their parents buy them lexus's and other stuff like that, but they cant drive.

One girl got in a wreck her second day driving, she went home and cryied her her head off so her parents got the front fender fixed in like two days so no one would know. I found out from her brother.

I drive some old buick and every time I park behind one of them I just ease up real slow and when I hit their back bumber I stop, of course It doesnt make a mark.

driving is easy when you've got your eyes on the road but being destracted and trying to pay attention to something else can make anyone a bad driver.

Dennis C · 05-09-2006, 09:13 PM

LOL....Thats was a good one Kenny...but i think you mean from the DASH of kenny.

**Boulder** · 05-09-2006, 09:18 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by Dennis C
	LOL....Thats was a good one Kenny...but i think you mean from the DASH of kenny.

I believe you are correct, Denny ol' boy!! I should change it!!

ShortBus · 05-09-2006, 09:47 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by YaKs are BeSt
	I drive some old buick and every time I park behind one of them I just ease up real slow and when I hit their back bumber I stop, of course It doesnt make a mark.

That must be FUN!!!! NOT. If that is true....I don't even know what to say to it

**Boulder** · 05-10-2006, 05:54 AM

	Quote: Originally Posted by ShortBus
	That must be FUN!!!! NOT. If that is true....I don't even know what to say to it

50%plane · 05-10-2006, 11:49 AM

	Quote: Originally Posted by ShortBus
	That must be FUN!!!! NOT. If that is true....I don't even know what to say to it

There are two things to say to him.

(1) That's a dumb idea and could get you sued.

(2) When they get in their car, and you are right there against there bumper, gas it and push them foward a little as thay don't have nearly the power or weight that you probably have and it will teach them to ride a bike after they yell

. Anyways, it probably won't be long before they need to have 'daddy' buy them a new viper to replace the old one.

50%

(jk about #2. please don't attempt)

05-09-2006, 06:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Boulder It's official, thanks Verne... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Universal City, TX Age: 49 Posts: 10,135 Blog Entries: 3 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	From the desk of Kenny.. I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers __________________ Ken Thompson Fellowship of Christian Modelers http://www.fcmodelers.com *Team Black Magic* http://www.customairframes.com *Team DragonFire* http://www.dragonfirecustoms.com

05-09-2006, 04:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Vortex contents under pressure Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Saint Rose Louisiana 20 min west of New Orleans Age: 20 Posts: 311	Re: Women drivers yea women drivers __________________ Full Time Member Of The EXTREME AEROBATIC CLUB

05-09-2006, 04:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
JoeAirPort Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 688	Re: Women drivers Lot of bad drivers period. Not all women. The women do some crazy stuff while they drive though. All that multi-tasking gets them in trouble behind the wheel.

05-09-2006, 07:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
YaKs are BeSt The Burgur Lifestyle is kickas Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: TEXAS Age: 19 Posts: 473	Re: Women drivers that was pretty funny, the girls at my high school cant drive at all. Its really anoying cuz lots of their parents buy them lexus's and other stuff like that, but they cant drive. One girl got in a wreck her second day driving, she went home and cryied her her head off so her parents got the front fender fixed in like two days so no one would know. I found out from her brother. I drive some old buick and every time I park behind one of them I just ease up real slow and when I hit their back bumber I stop, of course It doesnt make a mark. driving is easy when you've got your eyes on the road but being destracted and trying to pay attention to something else can make anyone a bad driver. __________________ Why are those Germans so dang good at Engineering

05-09-2006, 09:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dennis C I have Issues Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,311	Re: From the desk of Kenny.. LOL....Thats was a good one Kenny...but i think you mean from the DASH of kenny. __________________ "Professional KeyBoard Pilot"


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