lame joke thread - Page 4

harv · 06-29-2006, 10:28 AM

lol, that first one was good, tthe fish one.

Road Builder · 06-29-2006, 11:34 AM

What do you call a buffalo in the trunk of your car?

A buffaload.

What do you do with a blue monster?

Cheer him up.

That's about as lame as I can get.

Jay

50%plane · 06-29-2006, 11:59 AM

What happens when you feed lemons to a cat?

You get a sour puss.

whiteknuckleairlines · 06-29-2006, 12:04 PM

how many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

A BICYCLE!!!!!

40%plane · 06-29-2006, 03:30 PM

Heres a dirty joke.....................

3 white horses fell in the mud.

Sorry guys but thats the lamests i can come up with right now.

JustPlaneCrazy · 06-29-2006, 03:45 PM

What's the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common ???
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They circle around UrAnus in search of Klingons !

Diablo2006 · 06-29-2006, 03:52 PM

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.

jaredge · 06-29-2006, 08:59 PM

What did they call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribon.

ALANXP · 07-31-2006, 07:21 AM

what looks like a cat but isnt a cat?

a kitten !!!!! duhhh

I
Bough a shockie with a brush less motor. I went to the field and people began calling me

.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......brushless.
now thats lame man !!

R/CAV8r · 07-31-2006, 03:44 PM

Whats smaller than a teenie weenie flea ?
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A fleas teenie weenie.

ben_glen · 07-31-2006, 05:37 PM

their was a torsoe lay on a beach one day, a woman walks up and says.. "sir, have you ever been hugged" the man replies "no" so she gives him a hug.
the second woman walks up and says "excuse me, have you ever been kissed?" the man replies "no, no i havent" so she gives him a kiss.
a third woman comes along and says "errmm i was just wandering.. have you ever been screwed?" the man looks back with excitment and says "no i havent

" she replies "well you are now, the tide is coming in"

that was my best

Ben

50%plane · 07-31-2006, 05:42 PM

ROFLMHO! that was pretty good IMO

06-29-2006, 10:28 AM	#37 (permalink)
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06-29-2006, 11:34 AM	#38 (permalink)
Road Builder Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oswego, IL Age: 35 Posts: 598 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: lame joke thread What do you call a buffalo in the trunk of your car? A buffaload. What do you do with a blue monster? Cheer him up. That's about as lame as I can get. Jay

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06-29-2006, 03:30 PM	#41 (permalink)
40%plane Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Florida Age: 23 Posts: 313	Re: lame joke thread Heres a dirty joke..................... 3 white horses fell in the mud. Sorry guys but thats the lamests i can come up with right now. __________________ Lets keep this on the down low ...HOW YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK... Full on hucker of anything that flies - especially OPP


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JustPlaneCrazy Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Northern Ohio Age: 48 Posts: 291 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: lame joke thread What's the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . They circle around UrAnus in search of Klingons !

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jaredge Gettin' Lower! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Syracuse, Ut Posts: 35	Re: lame joke thread What did they call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribon.

07-31-2006, 07:21 AM	#45 (permalink)
ALANXP Touch N Go!!!!!! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: at the field Age: 15 Posts: 115	Re: lame joke thread what looks like a cat but isnt a cat? a kitten !!!!! duhhh I Bough a shockie with a brush less motor. I went to the field and people began calling me .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......brushless. now thats lame man !!

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R/CAV8r Flyin' Around Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Palm Bay FL. Posts: 10	Re: lame joke thread Whats smaller than a teenie weenie flea ? , , , , , A fleas teenie weenie.

07-31-2006, 05:37 PM	#47 (permalink)
ben_glen Flyin' Around Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: England Age: 17 Posts: 9	Re: lame joke thread their was a torsoe lay on a beach one day, a woman walks up and says.. "sir, have you ever been hugged" the man replies "no" so she gives him a hug. the second woman walks up and says "excuse me, have you ever been kissed?" the man replies "no, no i havent" so she gives him a kiss. a third woman comes along and says "errmm i was just wandering.. have you ever been screwed?" the man looks back with excitment and says "no i havent" she replies "well you are now, the tide is coming in" that was my best Ben

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50%plane cool,,, Alright!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Static Display Age: 21 Posts: 7,753 Blog Entries: 68 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Re: lame joke thread ROFLMHO! that was pretty good IMO __________________ Christopher Todd Thanks to my many sponsors for their dedication to benefit my pursuit of this wonderful hobby: Hardwork, a job, and Visa Charter Member of Team F.O.A.M. Fellowship Of Antagonistic Modelers JR, Futaba, Hitec, Brison, WildHare, Aeroworks, Vess Hey Fatty, lay off the McDonalds and go to the gym so you don't look like that cow that supposedly became your Big Mac!

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