lame joke thread - Page 5

Vic3D · 07-31-2006, 06:10 PM

Pardon my Puertoricanness, but whats a torsoe lay?

ben_glen · 07-31-2006, 06:13 PM

torsoe is a body with no limbs.. ie: no arms or legs, lay is lying down. Hope nobody is offended by this

Vic3D · 07-31-2006, 06:16 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by ben_glen
	torsoe is a body with no limbs.. ie: no arms or legs, lay is lying down. Hope nobody is offended by this

ROFL... omgggg thats just wrong but way hilarious (the joke)

GremlinX · 07-31-2006, 06:31 PM

Why is 6 mad at 7? Because 7 8 9...... Get it? 7 ate 9 ? Hey, this is the lame joke thread right!

MrKiwi · 07-31-2006, 07:07 PM

There r 3 guys, they get stranded on a deserted island and there being held hostage by the natives. the leader says "u must shove a fruit whole down ur throat with out make any gagging or laughing, or we will kill u." so the first guy gets an apple, and tries shoving it down his thrat and he gags, so they kiil him. the next guy has a grape, and he starts laughing, so they kill him. them wen the 2 r in heaven, the first guys asks the second guy " y did u laugh?" the second guy says "because i saw the next guy coming by with a pinnapple." lolololololololololololololololololololol

**heydick** · 07-31-2006, 07:07 PM

[quote=Diablo2006]How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Now that's funny. I think I'm gonna have to use that one.

main_gears_bent · 08-01-2006, 03:51 PM

What would you call Batman and Robin if they were gay?

Buttman and Throbbin.

Best i could come up with on short notice

~SnApRoLl · 08-10-2006, 08:20 PM

An Irishman walked out of a bar...................................

Hey it could happen

~SnApRoLl · 08-10-2006, 08:21 PM

A guy walked into a bar

Hurt like heck

50%plane · 08-10-2006, 08:22 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

~SnApRoLl · 08-10-2006, 08:41 PM

Costello calls and wants to buy a computer from Abbott…

ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend office with windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W."

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: If its a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3&4. Can I watch them?

ABBOTT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great, with what?

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1."

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue "1."

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!

ABBOTT: No, just one. but its the most popular Word in the world.

COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It Pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.

COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even Part of Office.

COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(LATER)

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off??

ABBOTT: Click on "START"..........

~SnApRoLl · 08-10-2006, 08:50 PM

A blonde coyote gets its leg caught in a trap. Chewed 3 of its legs off and was still caught!

07-31-2006, 06:10 PM	#49 (permalink)
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MrKiwi Obama 08!!!!!!!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: San Jose, California, United States, North America, Earth Posts: 2,280 Blog Entries: 2 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: lame joke thread There r 3 guys, they get stranded on a deserted island and there being held hostage by the natives. the leader says "u must shove a fruit whole down ur throat with out make any gagging or laughing, or we will kill u." so the first guy gets an apple, and tries shoving it down his thrat and he gags, so they kiil him. the next guy has a grape, and he starts laughing, so they kill him. them wen the 2 r in heaven, the first guys asks the second guy " y did u laugh?" the second guy says "because i saw the next guy coming by with a pinnapple." lolololololololololololololololololololol __________________ Bayside R/C Tomcats Sheldons Hobbies World's longest thread! Last edited by MrKiwi; 07-31-2006 at 07:52 PM.

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~SnApRoLl TEAM FEARLESS Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Altamonte Springs Fl. Age: 36 Posts: 414	Re: lame joke thread Costello calls and wants to buy a computer from Abbott… ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend office with windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W." COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One. COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: If its a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3&4. Can I watch them? ABBOTT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great, with what? ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOTT: You click the blue "1." COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOTT: The blue "1." COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w? ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"! ABBOTT: No, just one. but its the most popular Word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It Pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there. COSTELLO: And that word is real one? ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even Part of Office. COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (LATER) COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?? ABBOTT: Click on "START"..........

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