lame joke thread

50%plane · 06-23-2006, 07:16 PM

Let's see your favorite lame jokes.(if you aren't to above to post them!)

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side.

Really, can it get any lamer than that???

50%

wizard · 06-23-2006, 07:34 PM

What's red and green and goes 200 miles an hour.

A frog in a blender.

Vic3D · 06-23-2006, 08:05 PM

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?

My ass.

mikeyj86 · 06-23-2006, 10:56 PM

Vic3D, slightly confused after that one, anyways, did you hear about the cow that tried to jump the fence?

it was "udder" destruction !! ha ha ha

mikeyj86 · 06-23-2006, 10:57 PM

how 'bout the gay midget, he came out of the cupboard

knighttwister · 06-24-2006, 05:43 AM

did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? the headlines read SMAll MEDIUM AT LARGE!

50%plane · 06-24-2006, 09:57 AM

Why did the lion spit the clown out??

because he tasted funny.

Big J · 06-24-2006, 10:18 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum it really could be done.

ShortBus · 06-24-2006, 11:31 AM

Why was six afraid of seven???

BECAUSE SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HjorturG · 06-24-2006, 11:35 AM

Yo momma's ass is so fat, that when she sits down she's 3 inches taller!!!!!!!!

Diablo2006 · 06-24-2006, 11:45 AM

Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A streaker runs past. One of the nuns has a stroke, the other couldnt quite reach.

Ramz · 06-24-2006, 04:22 PM

2 peanuts were walking down a dark and gloomy road. One was assaulted.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

06-23-2006, 07:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
50%plane cool,,, Alright!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Static Display Age: 21 Posts: 7,763 Blog Entries: 68 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	lame joke thread Let's see your favorite lame jokes.(if you aren't to above to post them!) why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Really, can it get any lamer than that??? 50% __________________ Christopher Todd Thanks to my many sponsors for their dedication to benefit my pursuit of this wonderful hobby: Hardwork, a job, and Visa Charter Member of Team F.O.A.M. Fellowship Of Antagonistic Modelers JR, Futaba, Hitec, Brison, WildHare, Aeroworks, Vess Hey Fatty, lay off the McDonalds and go to the gym so you don't look like that cow that supposedly became your Big Mac! Last edited by 50%plane; 06-23-2006 at 07:57 PM.

06-23-2006, 07:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
wizard It will fly!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Washington, Indiana Age: 44 Posts: 7,722 Blog Entries: 12 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: lame joke thread What's red and green and goes 200 miles an hour. A frog in a blender. __________________ Prevent Darwinism become a paramedic!!! Never try to teach a pig to sing! It wastes your time and it annoys the pig!!! Powered by Jim Beam

06-23-2006, 08:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Vic3D Mother Huckin' Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Caguas, Puerto Rico Age: 21 Posts: 3,055 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Re: lame joke thread What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass. __________________ Proudly Sponsored by: Troy Built Models Aerohobbies B&E Graphics Jersey Modeler Aircraft International

06-23-2006, 10:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
mikeyj86 Pro Bro #2336 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cincy, Ohio Age: 22 Posts: 404	Re: lame joke thread Vic3D, slightly confused after that one, anyways, did you hear about the cow that tried to jump the fence? it was "udder" destruction !! ha ha ha

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mikeyj86 Pro Bro #2336 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cincy, Ohio Age: 22 Posts: 404	Re: lame joke thread how 'bout the gay midget, he came out of the cupboard


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06-24-2006, 05:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
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06-24-2006, 09:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
50%plane cool,,, Alright!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Static Display Age: 21 Posts: 7,763 Blog Entries: 68 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Re: lame joke thread Why did the lion spit the clown out?? because he tasted funny. __________________ Christopher Todd Thanks to my many sponsors for their dedication to benefit my pursuit of this wonderful hobby: Hardwork, a job, and Visa Charter Member of Team F.O.A.M. Fellowship Of Antagonistic Modelers JR, Futaba, Hitec, Brison, WildHare, Aeroworks, Vess Hey Fatty, lay off the McDonalds and go to the gym so you don't look like that cow that supposedly became your Big Mac!

06-24-2006, 10:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
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06-24-2006, 11:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
ShortBus Ay Bay Bay! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mountain Top, PA Age: 17 Posts: 3,468 Blog Entries: 2 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Re: lame joke thread Why was six afraid of seven??? BECAUSE SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ Fighting on the internet is fun!!!!

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06-24-2006, 11:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
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