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06-26-2006, 01:20 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer!   Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tucson, baby! Age: 33
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 |  GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE! The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only y to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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06-26-2006, 05:41 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tucson, baby! Age: 33
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| Re: GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!
I got this in an email my wife forwarded to me from one of her feminist friends...
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06-26-2006, 05:46 PM
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| Mother Huckin'  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Caguas, Puerto Rico Age: 22
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| Re: GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!  Is that it?
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