F/S: Donkey!!!!

**Cracky** · 07-06-2006, 12:08 PM

"Donkey For Sale"

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country
and bought a donkey from an old
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed
to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up and
said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad
news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me
my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went
and spent it already."

Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload
the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What you gonna
do with him"?

Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the
farmer says.

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell
anybody he is dead." Kenny said.

A month later the farmer met up with
Kenny and asked, "What happened with
that dead donkey"?

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two
dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

"Didn't anyone complain"? The farmer asked.

"Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his
two dollars back."

adrian · 07-06-2006, 12:17 PM

i have a 30%yak - 50cents a ticket - anybody - mixed colors - lol

ShortBus · 07-06-2006, 12:21 PM

LOL

3DFreak576 · 07-06-2006, 09:48 PM

haha thats good

50%plane · 07-07-2006, 07:01 AM

BWAHAHAHAHA

jongurley · 07-07-2006, 08:08 AM

We know have a new way to make some money,,,

SUPERFLYJAY · 07-07-2006, 01:57 PM

NO ONES GONNA MAKE AN ASS OUTA ME !!!!

TonyThomasian · 07-07-2006, 02:00 PM

LOL

07-06-2006, 12:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cracky WHATS CRACKALAKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wentzville, MO Age: 32 Posts: 6,732 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	F/S: Donkey!!!! "Donkey For Sale" A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked, "What you gonna do with him"? Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off." "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says. "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." Kenny said. A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"? "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00." "Didn't anyone complain"? The farmer asked. "Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back." __________________ Cracky

07-06-2006, 12:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
adrian Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: TEL AVIV Age: 21 Posts: 2,441 Blog Entries: 11	Re: F/S: Donkey!!!! i have a 30%yak - 50cents a ticket - anybody - mixed colors - lol __________________ My sponsors : *Team "Shalat Rachok" Israel* Spektrum radios/Horizon Hobbies my blog http://janstrydom.blogspot.com

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ShortBus Fun Police Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mountain Top, PA Age: 17 Posts: 3,520 Blog Entries: 2 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Re: F/S: Donkey!!!! LOL __________________ You want somethin?GO GET IT.

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3DFreak576 Shank Bangin' Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Daytona Beach, Florida Age: 20 Posts: 617 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: F/S: Donkey!!!! haha thats good

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