How to get ahead using math...

cal_mag · 01-10-2006, 04:01 PM

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U ! V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BULL**** and Ass kissingthat will put
you over the top.

Fearless Flyer · 01-10-2006, 04:36 PM

My math teacher will love this one

Cajun · 01-10-2006, 05:40 PM

Nice.......

now let's make the rest of the world understand this.

king160woody · 01-10-2006, 06:09 PM

LOL... good one.. that bull**** made me laugh, and kissing ass deserves a highest score

YaKs are BeSt · 01-10-2006, 06:12 PM

What plane was that that crashed in the avator, I remember seing that on the news about a year ago.

Vortex · 01-10-2006, 07:49 PM

the pilot survived that one

Kevin Y · 01-10-2006, 10:19 PM

I actually had a math teacher show my class that when I was in high school.

cal_mag · 01-11-2006, 12:23 AM

I though I'd share it with you guys, normally I hate email jokes but that was pretty good IMO

Fearless Flyer · 01-12-2006, 10:00 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by YaKs are BeSt
	What plane was that that crashed in the avator, I remember seing that on the news about a year ago.

I think it was a Yak. I searched on google and it stood out in the bunch so I decided on that one.

Kevin Y · 01-12-2006, 10:29 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by Fearless Flyer
	I think it was a Yak. I searched on google and it stood out in the bunch so I decided on that one.

Its actually a sukhoi su-31 from what I know. I saw an article on it some where and I pretty sure they said the pilot lived. (not positive though)

here is a bigger picture of it.

Shahid B · 01-13-2006, 01:08 PM

SU 31 to me

Vortex · 01-13-2006, 01:56 PM

Yes the pilot survived, but the rest of the plane came down
on the guy on the ground and killed him unfortionately
I know this for fact

01-10-2006, 04:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
cal_mag Uber Contributer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: California Posts: 177	How to get ahead using math... This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U ! V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BULL**** and Ass kissingthat will put you over the top.

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