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Dear Tech Support:

Recently I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 toWife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition,Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other systems such asPoker Night 10.3 ,Football 5.0 ,Hunting and Fishing 7.5, andRacing 3.6
I can't seem to keepWife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back toGirl! friend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work onWife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade fromGirlfriend 7.0 toWife 1.0 , thinking that it i s just a Utilities and Entertainment program.Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to runEVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to deleteWife 1.0 and to return toGirlfriend 7.0 It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back toGirlfriend 7.0 becauseWife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual underWarnings-Alimony-Child Support I recommend that you keepWife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application"Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give theAPOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenanceWife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such asClean and Sweep 3.0 ,Cook It 1.5 andDo Bills 4.2

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 andDiamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, installSecretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0< /SPAN> and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

[Kiwi]

OMG.

Bill Gates eat your heart out.

That is soooooooo close to the truth it aint funny.

Kiwi

[wizard]

You think that is bad I had to uninstall WIFE 2.0 You think that didn't suck??

[Highlights]

That rocks. It's 100% correct. It's always reasurring to hear from other guys. My wife almost had me convinced that it was all me causing the issues. Course I know better.

[HighRoller]

That is hilarious!!..........and yet so true.

[RCFlyer55]

that has to be the best one I have seen yet. But it is missing the program "Hucking"

[sweetpea]

Sent it to my operationg system.....wife.1

[Neogenesis]

Lets see....upgraded from girlfirend 7.0 to wife 1.0 which had a built in attachment of kid 1.0 From then that dang attachement had two new releases and were now up to revision kids 3.0 And the whole time it's been downgrading airplanes.huckin from 22.6 to 11.0 Does anyone else think this is a bug in the operating system? If so.....how do I fix it.




All kidding aside, I wouldn't change a thing.


Neo Out!!!!

[tony-amps]

lol

[Boulder]

Damn...realism at it's finest. I think I'll send it to my wife.

[Kiwi]

Ah Ken,

You want to spent some time in pergatory too eh!!

Kiwi

[DKjens]

Shoot, I can't even comment on this one, without getting in trouble. All I can say is, that since installing Wife2.0 I see much to little of Girlfriend11.5 he he.