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11-02-2006, 10:24 AM
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| WHATS CRACKALAKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wentzville, MO Age: 32
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 |  Ponderisms PONDERISMS I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt." Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? |
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11-02-2006, 10:33 AM
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| Circle Flyin' Puts me to Sleep   Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hernando, MS
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If Peanut Oil is made from Peanuts, Olive Oil made from Olives, Wheres Baby Oil Come from? Why doesn't Tarzan have a Beard? Last edited by Propstriker; 11-02-2006 at 10:39 AM. |
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11-02-2006, 11:36 AM
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| If he Fries it, I will come  | Re: Ponderisms
what if.... there were no hypothetical questions?
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11-02-2006, 11:39 AM
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| Bustin' my Balsa  Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Raleigh, NC Age: 50
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Why do you drive in a parkway, and park in a driveway? Why is it a "pair" of panties, but only "one" bra?? If you can unscrew the cap off a bottle of threadlocker, does it really work?
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| WHATS CRACKALAKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wentzville, MO Age: 32
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11-02-2006, 12:33 PM
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| Does it always do that?  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Confused,FL Age: 44
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Why do 24 hour convenience stores have locks on the doors? Why aren't hemorrhoids called asteroids? The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then
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11-02-2006, 01:29 PM
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| WHATS CRACKALAKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wentzville, MO Age: 32
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Wizard, if you don't have anything new to contribute.........LOL | |||||||||||||||
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