My wife sent me these

[Boulder]

So what do you think she's trying to tell me?

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
> setting do I use on the washing machine?"
>
> "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
>
> He yelled back, "University of North Carolina."
>
> And they say blondes are dumb...
>
> ____________________________
>
>
> A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
>
> "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
>
> The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
>
> ____________________________
>
>
> "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of
> the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
> the lawn like this?"
>
> "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
>
> ______________________________
>
>
> He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to
> you really badly.
>
> She said - Well, you succeeded.
>
> ______________________________
>
>
> He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
>
> She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I
> sit on the sofa and fart.
>
> _______________________________
>
>
> He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
>
> She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
>
> _____________________________
>
> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
>
> A: A rumor
> _______________________
>
> A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
> anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
> because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a
> very special wish.
>
> The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband
>
> Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
>
> The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
>
> Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
>
> Gotta love that fairy!
>
> _________________________
>
> A PRAYER....
>
> Dear Lord,
>
> I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
>
> Love to forgive him;
>
> And Patience for his moods.
>
> Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
>
> I'll beat him to death.
>

[Texx]

That is some funny Shi...........stuff!

Thank GOD I'm single!
(nothing against you happily married guys out there!)
All three of you!

[Edge540T_Flyer]

Join us... join us... join us...

[ouch!]

What do you call somebody babbling on about useless ****, who happens to be a fiscal hypocrite

a woman realizing that she'll never equal a man in the social chain

hahahah

so funny

[Sparticgus]

Teamsme,

That was F'ing great!!!

A'men brother....................not to say there is anything wrong with being a woman.

[ifly3d]

Lol

[ouch!]

Nah theres nothing wrong but sometimes the wife stereotype gets old eh.