How hard man do. Yeaaah. Video responses here.

[RTK]

Believe it or not there is a medical use for really hot peppers. They make a concentrated paste out of the very hottest peppers available. It is used for people with diabetic neuropathy (continual pain/burning of the feet). First they anesthetize you, (or you would not be able to take the pain) then they apply it to the feet. After about 15 minutes they wash it off. Most of your skin peels off of your feet by the way. The capsacium in the peppers over load your pain receptors and the pain in your feet can be relieved for up to a few months. Zostrix, an over the counter pain rub contains low concentration of capsacium for minor aches and pains.

[FireFighterFSFD]

	Quote: Originally Posted by madmax
	By the way, Boulder, Al, you guys are freaks. Quit messin around with this sissy crap. You need to look danger in the eye. If anyone can google around and find the hottest japalinos on the net, I'll buy 'em and send them to Wesse, Al, and Boulder. We need to take this up a notch. Hottest crap Period. I challenge you to find it.

I posted the website like 10 pages ago

	Quote: Originally Posted by Colonel Klank
	The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted". Here are the scorecards from the event: Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy ****, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. Chili # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chili Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. Judge # 2 -- A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting ****-faced from all of the beer. Chili # 4 Bubba's Black Magic Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB. bitch is starting to look HOT . . . just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? Chili # 5 Linda's Legal Lip Remover Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks! Chili # 6 Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. Judge #3-- I **** myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone. Chili # 7 Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava like poop to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. Chili # 8 Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

I was laughing so hard I was crying. now that is funny. I agree with the statement that the peppers in the north are nothing compaired to the south. I do not know why but there is a difference. I have acid reflux and love spicy food. I know that is a oxymoron but it is true. love the taste, hate the pain that shortly follows.
by the way troy is bringing the camera and I have the peppers and chili sauce here. the video will be posted If I survive this.

[3DJIM]

Ok just got in from the office, Wesse we have Vicks in the uk but Ive never seen it used to make tears lol I'm sure those American chicks are gonna dig it!! (apart from the smell!!).

Those Girls are mad!!, The Blondie on the right gets my vote, the one on the left sneaked some hab into the tissue lol. Like Ken said, if i drank that much milk i think i'd spew lol. So.. we need a 'Hard Women ' in the club for wesse, I'll see what i can do!!.

Now that japaleno suit!..., If Bill and wesse are gonna wear them and fly i may just have to get a flight to the nall after all, And i could meet snap in person!, I'm sure he said he wanted to buy me a beer!! lol

Cheers guys for all the laughs!!

Jim.

[burn813]

I think this describes day two of my HOT POWER!!! "I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone"

that was damn funny thank you

[burn813]

Al,
If you would like to try to get around those pesky ip-blockers and firewall restrictions at work you should try www.vtunnel.com I love that site for when I am at school and can not get on you tube vids

Kyle

[Wesse]

Can´t fly like Bill but i like hot strawberry..the little red JapalenoDevil is almost ready for take off

YouTube - the strawberry

[Al Lewis]

	Quote: Originally Posted by burn813
	Al, If you would like to try to get around those pesky ip-blockers and firewall restrictions at work you should try www.vtunnel.com I love that site for when I am at school and can not get on you tube vids Kyle

LOL Did I mention I work for the Department of Defense??? That's a no, no!! LMAO

[50%plane]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Al Lewis
	LOL Did I mention I work for the Department of Defense??? That's a no, no!! LMAO

LOL yea, umm not a good idea....

[3DJIM]

Wesse that looked HOT!!!! looked like a habanero of some sort to me!!. Al, Ken what do you think???


Jim.

[Al Lewis]

Unfortunately, I cannot watch any of Wesse's great videos until I get home tonight. They give me something to look forward to besides getting off! LOL

[3DJIM]

Ok Al, I await your expert opinion later tonight. He sure looked like he was getting a little hot under the collar with that one!.


Jim

[Wesse]

	Quote: Originally Posted by RTK
	Believe it or not there is a medical use for really hot peppers. They make a concentrated paste out of the very hottest peppers available. It is used for people with diabetic neuropathy (continual pain/burning of the feet). First they anesthetize you, (or you would not be able to take the pain) then they apply it to the feet. After about 15 minutes they wash it off. Most of your skin peels off of your feet by the way. The capsacium in the peppers over load your pain receptors and the pain in your feet can be relieved for up to a few months. Zostrix, an over the counter pain rub contains low concentration of capsacium for minor aches and pains.

Understand now why I lost 5 kilo yehhh more japaleno