Texx SmackDOWN

[Texx]

Hammering you Mr. Chapman after all you've done for our country really dosn't bring me pleasure. Honestly.... my conscience has started to bother me with all this trash talking that's going on between us! I'd like to share some of your accomplishments with our brother Giants to give you your credit due. Take your avatar for instance. I just looked close and realized it was you sitting in that Jet!! I totally forgot about your extensive, yet unsung Military background!

You were actually the first true H.U.D. (Heads Up Dipstick) in our nation’s fighting arsenal. It's a shame you can't post the whole shot your avatar was taken from. The airplane is taking off from left to right. You squirmed nervously in your seat and screamed bloody murder if altitude or airspeed got too low. "Sweet Jesus...Someone call Patti (Matt's wife) and tell her I love her, and all those Flight Attendants in Kansas City meant nothing to me!"

As Matt is seated facing the rear of the plane, he would lean forward between the pilot's legs where the altimeter/airspeed indicator was situated, calling out information and data to the real pilot and looking all stary-eyed like there was a special bond between warrior brothers. He said it was a "guy thing" and that only true Aviators can understand! "Broke Back Military" I'd say!

He was quickly replaced with modern, state of the art instrumentation after the technology was tested and proven. Mostly because of the pilot wives complaining of "the special bond" you guys formed. Ewwwww! Now...Out of a job...That's when Matt became Captian Chapman flying for his current employer, American Airlines. The Air Show gigs he does with his Cap580 is just to make some extra cash to support his Home Shopping Network habit!

ShortBus. Unfortunately it's almost redundant giving you grief! You can't out fly me. You can't out wit me. You're short and you're in over your head (all 3 foot 2). Now don't make me put you on restriction and take away your X-Box! No more Thomas the Train toys for you if you don't simmer down!

[GremlinX]

This is really interesting... SB seems to be holding every bit of ground..

[ConRadical]

SB, you're getting beat up I have something that might help you. I made it in college, one of my old roomates is posing with it

[Boulder]

I'm liking this a lot!!! I haven't seen sheeit talkin' like this in months!

I'll be back to check on you guys in a little while, lay some more crap out there while I'm gone, I'll need a good read when I get back. I'm goin' flyin'

[Vortex]

man talk talk talk
bi--h bi--h
lets see some action allready
gosh

[50%plane]

Unfortunately, I think Matt's plane has a target on the bottom for one reason. SB and Texx, call off the RC flying contest and just stick to potatoe guns. Whoever can hit Matt's bullseye the most wins.



50%

[ShortBus]

I need not trash talk, for I shall WHOOP YO ASS!

[Texx]

Wait...listen....did you hear something?? I think Shortbus spoke! Atta-boy...don't go down quietly!
It always looks better if you lost the fight but had at least thrown a few punches!

[ShortBus]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Texx
	Wait...listen....did you hear something?? I think Shortbus spoke! Atta-boy...don't go down quietly! It always looks better if you lost the fight but had at least thrown a few punches!

I'm not semi retired like the rest of you!!! I have to go to school for six hours and then finish fixin' a 5,000 Gallon pond! And you people think I'm scceeerrreeed

we'll see who's laughin' soon!

[RudderAuthority]

disregaurd my post after SB

Chapman, your gettinn in over your head, you may fly scale but you can't hold your ground with 2 sticks
My bets are on SB if I was a betting man, but I'm better than that , because all that sim time and young boy reflexes have to count for sumthin.
Texx you better start getting your game on because you don't want some punk @$$ school girl to beat you

[ShortBus]

now....uhh....I don't know where your getting to on a Wednesday night....but....we're doing it on a weekend in NJ or NY state

[RudderAuthority]

ROFL I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOE NALL THING, I'M COMPLETLY OUT OF IT