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lancegeist · 05-23-2007, 02:12 PM

I heard this over the weekend from a guy at the local airport, I almost died laughing...lol

Two corporate pilots are in the break lounge of their office where their boss witnesses them give each other a high-five and shout, "TWO WEEKS! TWO WEEKS!"
The boss assumes nothing until the next day, when the two pilots repeat the same gesture, a high-five followed by "TWO WEEKS! TWO WEEKS!" The boss, realizing he's out of the loop on something, suspects that the pilots could be quitting in two weeks. He approaches the pilots the next day after again witnessing their high-five and chant, and feebly says, "Gents, what's with the high-fiving and 'TWO WEEKS! TWO WEEKS!' I suppose the FBO across the way has offered you more money for your services?" The two pilots give a chuckle, suck up their chest and proclaim proudly, "No...we bought a jigsaw puzzle that said 3 to 5 years and we did it in TWO WEEKS!"

05-23-2007, 02:12 PM	#1
lancegeist Which way did up go? Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Goldsboro, NC Age: 28 Posts: 57	TWO WEEKS!!! I heard this over the weekend from a guy at the local airport, I almost died laughing...lol Two corporate pilots are in the break lounge of their office where their boss witnesses them give each other a high-five and shout, "TWO WEEKS! TWO WEEKS!" The boss assumes nothing until the next day, when the two pilots repeat the same gesture, a high-five followed by "TWO WEEKS! TWO WEEKS!" The boss, realizing he's out of the loop on something, suspects that the pilots could be quitting in two weeks. He approaches the pilots the next day after again witnessing their high-five and chant, and feebly says, "Gents, what's with the high-fiving and 'TWO WEEKS! TWO WEEKS!' I suppose the FBO across the way has offered you more money for your services?" The two pilots give a chuckle, suck up their chest and proclaim proudly, "No...we bought a jigsaw puzzle that said 3 to 5 years and we did it in TWO WEEKS!"