Hey Flying Giants, let's support Kenneth!!
Okay guys time to full on support our staff member Kenandannie (Kenneth). Kenneth is a pah-tern pilot. He's a D4 guy. I'm seeing showing up in force to his next match (meet,contest,,what ever they call it) in force and back him 100%!! Imagine rolling in wearing the colors with the mobile ground unit Giant TV casting the event! Imagine what 100 Flying Giants members could do! When was the last time bull horns, drums, trumpets and a cheering section showed up at a pattern contest?
Imagine the fun turning MadMax loose with an FG microphone on the judges. Pattern hooligans ROCK!! Silence as other pilots flew then MAYHEM as Kenneth rocked a badass sequence! We could even "lean" on Kenneth's judges! Hey pal,,wanna walk without a limp? SCORE KENNETH FAIRLY AND NO LIMP!!
Kenneth, we would just love helping you in the pits and lending our full support. I hear all the time that pattern needs some personality,, WELL HERE'S SOME!! 100 cheering screaming Flying Giants members helping you and showing support would certainly make the front page of K factor!!
Think of the fun we'd have at the Friday night cook out! Bring your lazer leveled NIST traceable 12 oz. cups, shotguns, four wheel drive trucks, fireworks, dirt bikes, pistols, moonshine, golf clubs, T Rex's, Spread Spectrum foamies (we can huck during sequences with no iinterference issues!) coon dogs, fighting chickens, blow up dolls, air horns, C4, hand grenades, Rebel flags, and 40% gassers.
I can just see it now, the 38 foot Flying Giants mobile with 50 plastic pink flamingos stuck in the ground and inflatable swimming pools! The first official pattern kegger!! YEEEHAAAW!!! " Hey Mr. contest director, what time does the flight line shut down for open flying?"
Let's hear your ideas about how we could all have a positive affect on straight lining lawn darts!
Next pilot up Kenneth,,,,,, KENNETH KENNETH KENNETH KENNETH KENNETH!!!!!
(Pattern is cool guys, just having some fun. WAY harder than it looks!)
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