A Love Story .

My darling, no matter what you do,
I promise to seek and find you.
I will take you off to bed &I guarantee
I will have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will force you to beg for mercy & plead for me to stop.

I will totally exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I am done with you.

When I am finished, you will be weak in the knees for days.You will not forget me for a long, long time ...

All my love,
The Flu

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Now, get your mind out of the gutter & go get your flu shot!

That's funny.

That's some funny stuff, right there!!