She should just ground you from the computer instead of beating you!

Originally Posted by Dangerous Dan

2.4 don't got nothing on Bulbs, man does that light travel fast. No matter how quick I open the fridge the light has beat me there.

Yeah the fridge is a neat piece of technology. I mean how does that light turn on, is there a little guy in there waiting by the switch or something. If there is he is one dedicated worker cuz no matter what time of day or night I open it it's always on.

Originally Posted by porcupineace

to Knighttwister: Did you try a lonk extension cord when you fly??? sometimes that works....they say it will stop lockouts too......

no, i used the xlonk. new technology married with old. had to have the extra long antenae installed after the expo in april though.
sent it in, and after many explanations about delays and low noise ceilings, got it figured out that they are better suited for the tree

did they blink,my mom asked....

and the little guy in the fridge...ive seen him...i think he's union..gets mad every time i open the door(someone told me he works for Bulbtaba now....)

and Dan...my mom never let me go to school....so she says the computer and that internet thing will teach me all about life, the birds and bees a........and of the science of lightbulbs....she says i can believe EVERYTHING i read on The Giants

and the antenae thing....i used to get pretty good recp on my TX by puting my tongue on the railroad tracks and wait till the next train to pass.....didnt work out till I figured i was supposed to move

and what about xlonk thing anyway....someone said you cook hamburgers with the thing until i found out it only works when nobodies lookin....so, i installed an Easy Bake oven in my plane today....didnt snap to well, but makes great little snack cakes....weighs in at 49.99 pounds...just short o' the limit!

did you know that when you reverse the polarity of your bulbs input they hum"badass,baddass!????

and then you see GOD!

porc, you by yourself on this one?
looks like no one else is invovled anymore with this discussion

Originally Posted by Dangerous Dan

She should just ground you from the computer instead of beating you!

amen brother, looks as if you have issues with your mother.

Originally Posted by eagle1

amen brother, looks as if you have issues with your mother.

naw...just waiting on the night shift.... NOTICE: all inferrences to mothers, children, small dogs, vegaterians, pilots, flying giants members,GOD, and anyone else i could piss off, are made in pure fun, for the sake of comedy, and no offense should be taken by any of my posts unless you are as insane as myself( and me 104 year old mom!)

and there is no way a "Hamburger Thread" should come close to the madness portrayed here....

by the way, my mom is living well in Pa with my sister, and shes only 73, god bless her, and may she and everyones mother(because theyr beautifull people)live a long and happy life.....unless you buy Bulbtaba bulbs.