Tell her she don't play fair. All thos other guys get so much support - here is some evidence of it.
My missus keeps coming into my shed and annoying me. she does things like grabs the fuel can to fill the lawn trimmer and chainsaw so she can use them. Tells me trivial stuff like "dinner's ready" and al sorts of annoying things like that. I might have to keep the chainsaw and fuel etc in a differnt shed so she can just get on with using them without annoying me. (Hope she never reads this or I am really in for it).