Biff's momma:

Biff, where you at? You still in bed spooning with your buddies from the wrestling mats??

MadMax,, prepare yourself.
TeamFlatoutofexcuses,, I was at Triple Tree. You were not my friend.

While walking through the Trippletree woods, Biffy came upon a man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "just out of curiosity, what the heck are youdoing?"
I'm listening to the music of the tree,l" the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me!"
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, Biffy says, "Well, OK"... So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later a Cali Boy strolled by, saw Biffy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, What the hell happened to you?"
Biff told the Cali Boy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, Cali Boy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed himgently behind the ear and said.....
This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake."

Originally Posted by Garday

While walking through the Trippletree woods, Biffy came upon a man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "just out of curiosity, what the heck are youdoing?"
I'm listening to the music of the tree,l" the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me!"
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, Biffy says, "Well, OK"... So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later a Cali Boy strolled by, saw Biffy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, What the hell happened to you?"
Biff told the Cali Boy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, Cali Boy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed himgently behind the ear and said.....
This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake."

Hell YEAH!!!!!!!

Word to ya motha.................

Baahhhaahhhaaaaa!!! Good one!!

Biff is a microphone MASTA
all else is a microphone DISASTA
if you play the game safe you can keep your reputation
unlike chris who'll be known as another devastation

Luckily for Biff he's quittin the game
before a young G like me gets to the top of his game
now that you know me
I can hang with the big dogs
I can give you cancer like menthols
I think you need a mentos
I'm cool as frost and hot as summa
Next i'll be chillin wit beavis and shulman

EWWW rap...

FREE VERSE POETRY dog.

Damn Biffster!!! My jarhead buddy squealin' like a pig!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OUCH!!!!!

Teamflatout we ought to show em how the deep south does the fun fly contest.

Here we go again! BE WARNED!!! All "Biff I'm calling you out" threads will be renamed at my discretion! I've been very kind,,BUT IT WILL GET WORSE!!! MUUHHAAHHHAAHHHAAAAAAA!!

Originally Posted by Biff

Here we go again! BE WARNED!!! All "Biff I'm calling you out" threads will be renamed at my discretion! I've been very kind,,BUT IT WILL GET WORSE!!! MUUHHAAHHHAAHHHAAAAAAA!!

Ill say fastest to do 10 touch and gos. Fastest to do 10 passes under a 4 foot limbo inverted. Dixie Death, All those type events. Bring it on.

Oh there's gonna be some Dixie Death involved I'm sure. First some Dixie size 13 EEE Redwing in the rear end!!

Oh I see we are switching to some Tiger Stick contest rules. Uh oh, sounds like bread and butter.

Originally Posted by TeamFlatout

Oh I see we are switching to some Tiger Stick contest rules. Uh oh, sounds like bread and butter.

We would kill in tiger stick type contest wouldnt we teamflat