North vs South

[Biff]

THIS JUST IN,, LATE BREAKING NEWS,,,EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT

Just spoke with Chopper on the phone. I accidently told him EVERYTHING Texx said about him. His resonse; "He said what?????? click,,,,,, dial tone. I think he took it well.

[Texx]

BIff, Biff, biff...You know, that I know, that you KNOW, that you are making all this stuff up in retaliation to my cute little Southern humor list! Let's not get an innocent by-stander (Chopped with big muscles and a bad temper and probably more firearms than the entire NRA combined) to rip off my head and poop down my neck hole, just to get even! How about you and me Buddy...Mano e Mano! I think with some conditioning and strict dieting that I can take you down! Now what-cha-gonna do you big knuckle dragging YETTI ? Are ya SKEERED YET?

[Texx]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Edge540T_Flyer
	Somebody take some before and after photos of this Texx fella. I want to make absolutely certain that I don't run into this guy in the showers at the Joe Nall. From what I've been hearing (from a very reliable source, ask me and I'll tell ya), Texx and Biff seem to have a "special" relationship and it revolves around the showers at Triple Tree Aerodrome.

NOW THAT IS JUST SICK BRO!! Yikes! I like girls and Biff loves Sheep!
Just wanted to set the record straight!

[Kiwi]

OK

Enough of this you guys or I 'm off to the patents office to file a claim. Heres why.

Kiwis invented those big sloppy gumboots to sell to Australians so they could get a better hold of the mountain blondes.

Australians invented velcro gloves so they dont need the head in the fence method anymore.

Kiwis invented velco zippers for pants so as not to scare the sheep when they visit Oztralia.

Any more of this and I will get BAAAAABBAARRRAAAAA to call the feds.

Kiwi

[Tailchaser]

There's a simple way out of this sticky situation Texx, just tell Chopped that you will marry his X and I'm sure he will find this as a suitable punishment........

But then again he may not be so cruel and off ya with one shot!..........Good luck!!

Chuck

[Biff]

Chopper,,you better check this one,,,,,

[Texx]

The only crime I'm clearly guilty of is trying to tease one big Hill Billy (BIFF). Poor Chopped got pulled into it as Biffs unwilling bodyguard! (Biff is scared of me and my little anger management problem!) Makes for good comedy though!

[Biff]

Too late Texx,,,I accidently showed Chopper where you were lipping off about him.This should be GOOOOd!!! Nice knowing you pal !!

[choppedlow]

Biff pays me well to keep an eye on him, because hes to busy saying "look, this old guy just did a loopty loop....." And so I have to sit there and smack the old guys around. I saw the PM pop up as I was putting my SW99 Smith and Wesson back together, because a few nights ago I went to the guy who beat up my ex-wife, beat him silly, then pulled out my pocket knife and wrote ASS across his chest, backwards so he will be reminded that hes in the wrong league. And trust me, I aint making it up. Tex sounds like a good guy. Hes just still hung up on the civil war. Face it, all the south got was an orange care with a flag painted on top, that every black in America despises! Oh, and daisy dukes. Im for that! In fact, I will be in NY this summer. June 14th. I will be staying two blocks down from the Plaza. You'll have to find me, cause I heard once you pass over to Jersy, they all look like either Amy Fisher, of Botafucho! I can only imagine a sea of weight lifting pants, high top baskatball sneekers, and an ocean of IROC Z's. "Bitchen Camero", was the song.
Honestly, I have tried to be a lover, and a fighter, but that dosent mix, does it. Add 12 beers and your OJ Simpson, if your not carefull. But Tex, come on down to Yuma, and we'll have a good old time! Lots of cheap Mexican beers, and hookers with big adams apples! But, you have to wait in line behind the Marines. I'll take you for some riding out at the dunes in my sand car, and when you go to take a piss............long walk back to the US!
Anyhow, Im too zoncked out right now to smack down, but its always there waiting to pop its ugly head out.

[choppedlow]

And if it does go down, I will add being kicked out of NJ with Utah, the UK, and after a week in a Mexican jail. All times being driven to the border by the cops. But the Utah one was becasue I chucked a TV hooked to a 150' extension cord, off the rail into the pool at three in the AM. DEPTH CHARGE!!!! Beaver Utah dosent like me.

[dmichael]

I believe this is just a simple misunderstanding..... he was talking about North Jersey and South Jersey... now there's two different parts of the country....

[choppedlow]

And Biff, come on. The south sucks too. Lets be honest. If a town can't have a Gay Pride Parade, without wearing helmets, and a police escort............................................ . And the north? "Hey slave's! Run up here and work for me! You'll be FREE! Free labor!" The west Coast is wear its at. We have Gay Pride stuff all the time!

[Texx]

You will have to call me when you are in the neighborhood so we can hang. I'm sure that everyone will be getting together at the Joe Nall in May as well.
Biff's gonna be miffed that you didn't fall for the "yarn" he spun! He is actually my best friend and will go to any measure to make me suffer! What a Pal he is!

Sorry Biff, You can fool some of the people some of the time....but you can't fool Chopped!

BTW...I love the South! Isn't that where that Cnl. Sanders dude came from with that delicious secret fried chicken recipe?

[choppedlow]

We should at least arm wrestle, or have a break dance comp. I'll bring the cardboard, and the "Breakn'" soundtrack! Then, I'll get out the Tia Bo tape, and we an watch Billy Blank pretend he's not gay! We'll put Biff in a leatard, and make him play patty-cake. And for the Nall, Im going to tow my 35' toy hauler accross this fun filled, hill billy south to get there. And when I do, watch out. Remember the scene on Easyrider, when they came in that diner, and them old rednecks took a look? You should have seen them look at me when I went to Hoten Michagan to go snowmobilling. Either I was the devil, or Elvis. But I did get around, if you know what I mean!

[wizard]

I have lived in Southern Indiana for most of my life. It gave me the chance to experience both sides of "North vs. South" all in one location. For those of you wondering that makes me a flat land hillbilly. I live in a town Washington, or as pronounced by approx. 1/3 of the residents Worshington. There is a constant battle over the name of the small body of flowing water, some say creek, some say crick.

I have noticed that both Indiana and Kentucky have communities of Amish. The major difference, In Indiana they all own restaurants and have web sites ( www.blackbugy.com ), in Kentucky their buggies are all in the front yard up on blocks.

As for not seeing the Souther influence in Florida. First it is because of the mass migration of old northerners to Florida. Hell it even affects the squirrels. look at the second pic to see the real reason that Florida isn't really a part of the south.