North vs South

[rcdart]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Kiwi
	OK Enough of this you guys or I 'm off to the patents office to file a claim. Heres why. Kiwis invented those big sloppy gumboots to sell to Australians so they could get a better hold of the mountain blondes. Australians invented velcro gloves so they dont need the head in the fence method anymore. Kiwis invented velco zippers for pants so as not to scare the sheep when they visit Oztralia. Any more of this and I will get BAAAAABBAARRRAAAAA to call the feds. Kiwi

Damm Kiwi, this was purely a case of Nth Seppo v's Sth Seppo, now you go and start the sh*t flinging, in all the banter back and forth here and on the old FC, never, never have I seen it where we belittled you because of where you come from. However as you have been away for some time, you my dear South Pacific POM, seem to be a little confused. The one thing we will have to agree on is that, yes we probably do have more sheep than NZ, but we also have more Kiwi's than NZ, I wonder if these two facts are related??

[Redneck Shaun]

Well hell. If we are going to reference squirrels to describe the part of the country your in, Allow me to introduce a Texas squirrel to ya!!

[Kiwi]

	Quote: Originally Posted by rcdart
	Damm Kiwi, this was purely a case of Nth Seppo v's Sth Seppo, now you go and start the sh*t flinging, in all the banter back and forth here and on the old FC, never, never have I seen it where we belittled you because of where you come from. However as you have been away for some time, you my dear South Pacific POM, seem to be a little confused. The one thing we will have to agree on is that, yes we probably do have more sheep than NZ, but we also have more Kiwi's than NZ, I wonder if these two facts are related??

RCD,

Wow it has been some time since I was back that way. I have to be honest, I think the sheep in NZ are more skeered as they say in SC, and as for more Kiwis in OZ than Kiwilandia I would not be surprised. Still someone has to keep these Sepos on the straight and narrow digger, so no harm intended with referral to the west island. Just trying to rassle up a storm.

Have a cool VB for me mate.

Kiwi

[rcdart]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Kiwi
	RCD, Have a cool VB for me mate. Kiwi

Damm, I was just about to hook up the trailer and go flying, but if you are sure I must drink instead, so be it, I can't guarantee the old VB would be the choice though.
Kiwi, have a nice day mate, and most important, careful when ducking through fences

[Kiwi]

Kiwi, have a nice day mate, and most important, careful when ducking through fences


South Carolina rule No 1.

Never offer to go through the fence first, Always be a gentlemen and let the locals go first.

Kiwi

[Texx]

Hey REDNECK SHAUN...Is that really what the squrrels in Texas look like? Jeeze...everything sure is BIG in Texas! YIKES!

[Kiwi]

A Redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach
every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red, with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it, but the dog got
jealous and began growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from
around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but
there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor, was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the
redneck had ever seen.

She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, but they slowly nursed
her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening
beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening; red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze-- perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over
to the young woman, and very cautiously, whispered in her ear "Would
you mind taking the dog for a walk?"


Kiwi

[Texx]

Ahh Kiwi! I can always count on you for a good laugh!

How long was "BIFF" Sadler on that island before they rescued him?

[Mark Davis]

Bottom line, anybody born north of I-10 is a Yankee...