Polo & Hoodie Folks - OhLaLa!!

[madmax]

More barf just came out.

[exeter_acres]

Me thinks I'll stay home now

[MommaD]

I am bringing a "hot wax professional," and razors....And a rope.
(use your imagination, not good to make threat on web..)

[KrisW]

	Quote: Originally Posted by MommaD
	I am bringing a "hot wax professional," and razors....And a rope. (use your imagination, not good to make threat on web..)

It grows back Momma D

Usually thicker and fuller than it was before . . .. .

Might be better just to bring a Currying brush. . .

[Cracky]

I ain't skeered............I ain't goin to the Nall neither......haha

[madmax]

<projectile vomiting>

[KrisW]

	Quote: Originally Posted by madmax
	<projectile vomiting>

So. .max. . ole buddy ole pal. . gonna need some of these new fangled shirts when you get them. . .

[ShortBus]

I'm seeing that scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin in my head.

KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!

[madmax]

Actually, thanks Bus, I just had a spark of inspiration. We should have a fundraiser at The Nall availible to FG members - $20 gets 1 pull off a hot wax strip off of KW's back. When the waxing is complete, KW will then swim 2 full laps in Pat's lake. We'll video the whole thing and all of the proceeds will go to... I'm guessing either a local animal shelter, or to the beer fund. If you agree to that KW, I'll comp you the shirt.

[KrisW]

	Quote: Originally Posted by madmax
	Actually, thanks Bus, I just had a spark of inspiration. We should have a fundraiser at The Nall availible to FG members - $20 gets 1 pull off a hot wax strip off of KW's back. When the waxing is complete, KW will then swim 2 full laps in Pat's lake. We'll video the whole thing and all of the proceeds will go to... I'm guessing either a local animal shelter, or to the beer fund. If you agree to that KW, I'll comp you the shirt.

Without my fur I'd SINK ! ! !

How bout. . If you comp me a shirt. . .I'll keep it ON.

Think of the bright side. . You would be saving Joe Nall from a fate worse than Godzilla showing up in the middle of Tokyo. Imagine the hysteria that would take hold if they knew BigFoot actually existed, and was at the Nall ! !

I'm sure ALL the women would pay handsomely for THAT. Think of the profits. . think of the BEER fund .. . You could sell "protection" to make sure I stayed down by my hauler. . . .Uncle Vinny and the goombahs would be so proud.

[BreadBowl]

Do they have Ideal Images down there in Charlotte? I keep hearing ads for them on the radio up here, and it sounds like something you may want to look into.

Or you could move to the Himalayas.

[KrisW]

	Quote: Originally Posted by ryansmith
	Do they have Ideal Images down there in Charlotte? I keep hearing ads for them on the radio up here, and it sounds like something you may want to look into. Or you could move to the Himalayas.

Naw. . I'd have to learn another language.. . besides Max knows I'm just busting on him. After his "Sneak peak" at last years Nall it's hard to resist tempting him with another opportunity to see perfection up close and personal.