The official "How can we get Max back at Joe nall " For april Fools Thread

[bryan01601]

OK I have to admit. I like most of us woke up this morning logged onto FG and said Holy Shi$%. Wow this is awesome. can't wait... Wait a minutewhat day it it today ??? HMMM is it fact or is it crap ???

Well enough mesing with my head. Now lets come up with some kick a$$ ideas to get revenge on max for this year, last year and all the past april fools jokes he has played on us all !!

Any thoughs?

How bout straping him to a wing of chapmans cap . For the wing walk Giants style ???

[Bunky F. Knuckle]

4.8 should have thrown you off!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't fall for it!!! I knew that either him, Biff or Sleep was gonna do something, but not sure what............................

Also, if you post something like this, he will know what the plan is!!!!!!!! Just get a group of guys, and send him to the Turkish Gay Prision!!!

[Jaybird]

I hope nobody actually went for it.

[TheTank]

I have some ideas bryan... good ones. Last year, Tony Russo made Max levitate out of bed with the old "wake up call via fog-horn" trick,that was definetly classic. Max didn't know where he was, what was going on, or what the heck his name was for 5 mins...

[Mudsurfer1234]

make some chocolate covered rice crispy treats...

but use the extra strength chocolate laxatives for his... 1 bar, he'll be going for 2 days

[bryan01601]

Also, if you post something like this, he will know what the plan is!!!!!!!! Just get a group of guys, and send him to the Turkish Gay Prision!!![/quote]


I actually want him to here all the ideas we have in store for him . Wh o can come up with the best idea.

Tank Fog horn that must have been Awesome. How bout waking him up to the biggest baddest gun you have going off 2 feet from his bed?

[bryan01601]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Mudsurfer1234
	make some chocolate covered rice crispy treats... but use the extra strength chocolate laxatives for his... 1 bar, he'll be going for 2 days

Depends ... The new "Max"I pad

[1bwana1]

If you want to get Max back I suggest that you make him actually fly a plane at an event. Somehow at every event I have seen him at he never manages to fly. Max do you really fly? Will you fly the Vegas IMAC as you have threatened? How about comming down to San Diego and flying the next EMAC on the 14th? I have extra planes so no excuse there....

-STEVE-

[Neogenesis]

I remember seeing on "America's Funniest Home Video" once up a time.....in Japan they would roll a canon into someone's bedroom and let 'er rip!!!! That'll wake up even the heaviest of sleepers.

Neo

[TheTank]

	Quote: Originally Posted by 1bwana1
	If you want to get Max back I suggest that you make him actually fly a plane at an event. Somehow at every event I have seen him at he never manages to fly. Max do you really fly? Will you fly the Vegas IMAC as you have threatened? How about comming down to San Diego and flying the next EMAC on the 14th? I have extra planes so no excuse there.... -STEVE-

You obviously dont like those airplanes much if you are offering them to Max to fly!!!!!!!!!

[bryan01601]

Keep em comin... I think we need a little more creativity here.

How about slaping him ain the fase with Snappys ass Burger.

[Bunky F. Knuckle]

Really, just fart in his face while he is SNOOZIN!!!!!!!

[SleepyC]

	Quote:
	Last year, Tony Russo made Max levitate out of bed with the old "wake up call via fog-horn" trick,that was definitely classic. Max didn't know where he was, what was going on, or what the heck his name was for 5 mins...

I helped Tony on this mission... Muahahahahaha.
Max straight up did the DAVID BLAIN. No strings, no wires... hovered 5 feet in the air and hung there for like 30 seconds... hit the bed.. one eye rolled forward enough to realize it was light outside and he wasn't dreaming, yelled quite a few exclamatory words, grabbed pillows and blanket and proceeded to try and cover his now vibrating head.
I think I pee'd a little I was laughing so hard.

Oh yea.. someone has to think of something pretty good to beat that.
Only thing better would be if we had it on video...
!

[mbrady]

I would be very careful with messing around like this with Max. He is a very svelt individual with guns that women would die for. We were hanging out this past weekend in NorCal and I saw him kick a bouncer's a** for asking him for ID at a bar. He's nuts.

[SofaKing]

I hear he kicked Chuck Norris' a$$