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Old 10-11-2007, 10:16 PM   #1
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Default I didn't make it to the Roast, but I can't let good material go to waste. (Sorry Max)

Mad Max, The only other guy I know, besides me of course, in it for the chicks.
But is he really in it for the chicks?

Max's perfect girl would Trip, Fall, and land on his giant scale airplane.

Max is the only guy I know that won't fly helicopters because he doesn't like to screw.

Max is a pretty good airplane pilot though. He's even sponsored. You've heard of Team Red, And Team Orange, How about Team Crest White Strips. Thats not a wind flag hanging from his antenna, it's floss.

How does max seal his hinges? White strips.

Max Dances just like he smiles... White as a mother...

Max always has the whitest and lightest airplanes though, How does madmax lighten an airplane... just hold it off the scale a little bit.

This might be why we keep hearing stories about his 105lb ex-girlfriends.

No big deal though, after enough beer, anyone could think that. Why do you think you can't spell flying giants without "Stay Lit" or in the words of quaqmire "Gigity"

Seriously, It's not easy to be the webmaster of flying giants, and all it's adoring fans. Max tells me his email and myspace is OUT OF CONTROL with hot young coeds wanting to show him their hot personal pictures.

This hobby isnt easy though, their aren't many girls to 'do it' for. I can only think of about 3.... and max already screwed it up with them when he had a few too many and pretended to be from "flying giant girls gone wild". Unforunately they were more concerned with the last 4 words rather than the first two.

....I dont know the details but the police report said something about him yellin about his 27 inch prop.


Much love Max! =)

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Old 10-11-2007, 10:21 PM   #2
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that is good ***** right there
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Old 10-11-2007, 10:22 PM   #3
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LOL Nice one!
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Old 10-11-2007, 10:27 PM   #4
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AOW AOW!
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Old 10-11-2007, 10:31 PM   #5
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Josh has and always will be the king of jokes.
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BEEEEAAAAAUUUTTTTTIIIIIIFFFFUUUUUULLLLLLLL !!!!! OWNED !
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:37 PM   #7
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:39 PM   #8
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Old 10-12-2007, 05:07 AM   #9
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nice Josh!
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Old 10-12-2007, 05:37 AM   #10
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is there an award for making max cry?
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Old 10-12-2007, 05:49 AM   #11
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yes. It's the "Gay Pride Triple Platinum Diamond Studded Steaming Faberge Turd Award."

Must make him feel better or something...
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Old 10-12-2007, 07:22 AM   #12
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Sweet Joshua....................I see you don't have a avitar yet? maybe Max can help you out with that? LOL......
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Old 10-12-2007, 08:48 AM   #13
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Max, you are OWNED!!!!!! I dont think you can come back from that one. Just leave it alone. LMFAO
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Old 10-13-2007, 10:43 PM   #14
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Ouch man! Very ouch! lol
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Old 10-13-2007, 11:25 PM   #15
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That is some good stuff right there. Max, you are owned!!!
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