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11-08-2007, 08:41 PM
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It's official, thanks Verne...
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cleveland, TX
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Compendium of Pontifications
Compendium of Pontifications ... 1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. 5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. 7. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 8. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet concrete. He became a hardened criminal. 9. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. 10. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. 11. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. 12. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. 13. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. 14. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. 15. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. 16. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. |
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Bad-ass Super Contributer!
 
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Location: North Mexico
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Re: Copmpendium of Pontifications
lol!
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11-08-2007, 08:51 PM
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can't touch this
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Michigan
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Re: Compendium of Pontifications
That'll make you think...
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11-08-2007, 08:54 PM
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Boulder is my Hero!!!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Valdosta GA
Age: 36
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Re: Compendium of Pontifications
You have too much time on your hands. You should be out flying.
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11-08-2007, 08:59 PM
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It's official, thanks Verne...
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cleveland, TX
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Re: Compendium of Pontifications
I was cutting Fuse Jig parts until the Sun went down, maybe I'll get some flying in this weekend
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11-08-2007, 09:07 PM
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Boulder is my Hero!!!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Valdosta GA
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Re: Compendium of Pontifications
Do you like the new donkey suit avitar?
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11-08-2007, 09:12 PM
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It's official, thanks Verne...
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cleveland, TX
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Re: Compendium of Pontifications
I think we need a larger version, you worry me dude!!
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11-09-2007, 07:18 PM
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I had it, but then I lost it.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Highland Village Texas
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Re: Compendium of Pontifications
That was hilarious. You just made my day.
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11-09-2007, 08:22 PM
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FLY HARD OR GO HOME
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Alvin, Texas
Age: 47
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Re: Compendium of Pontifications
lol! That was good.
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12-06-2007, 10:13 PM
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Pacific Planes Team Pilot
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Edwardsville IL
Age: 20
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Re: Compendium of Pontifications
if you don't pay your exorcist, you can get reposessed.
A boiled egg is hard to beat. time flys like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. I've got more... I'll just have to remember them
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12-06-2007, 10:28 PM
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Pacific Planes Team Pilot
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Edwardsville IL
Age: 20
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Re: Compendium of Pontifications
santas little helpers are really just subordinate clauses
hahahahahaha
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