You might live in Michigan if...

[Boulder]

Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan ? Read on (pretty funny and acurate).

1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan.

2. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan.

3. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan.

4. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan.

5. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan.

6. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan.

7. If you have worn shorts and a coat at the sa me time, you might live in Michigan.

8. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan.

9. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.


Part 2 - You know you're a true MICHIGANDER when . . .

1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car - and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Drivin g is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to you means Ohio.
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. You drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine.
24. You can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. You know what a Yooper is.
26. You think owning a Honda is Un-American.
2 7. You know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. You know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. You understand that when visiting Detroit, the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
30. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Michigan friends.

[Absolut Yak]

If you can't tell someone where you live without holding up your hand. (Michiganders don't need the explanation for that one.)

[thewrap]

That's like our friends, only there from Canada. But that is hilarious.

[bodywerks]

If you can't fly outdoors from November to May, you might live in (insert any state in the NC or NE)!! It's gonna be sunny and 81 here in Tucson

[ilovemetro]

	Quote: Originally Posted by bodywerks
	If you can't fly outdoors from November to May, you might live in (insert any state in the NC or NE)!! It's gonna be sunny and 81 here in Tucson

hahaha!!! your badly mistaken!!!! every club in michigan puts up walls at there club, fires up the old furnace and flys off the snow!!!!!!

[exeter_acres]

Boulder.... GREAT POST....yes.. I know them all!


And yes... I was just in Atlanta this past weekend looking for a new house...

I'm tired of taking the wheels off and putting on the skiis!