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12-25-2007, 08:06 PM
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The half-wit
A man owned a small farm in Indiana.
The Indiana State Wage& Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of employees and how much you pay them" demanded the agent. "Well" replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board." "The cook has been here for 18 months and I pay her $150 a week plus free room and board" "Then there's the half-wit who who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to--- the half-wit" says the agent. "That would be me," replied the farmer. Last edited by N726AC; 12-25-2007 at 08:21 PM. Reason: DeDaDee |
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12-25-2007, 08:34 PM
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I had it, but then I lost it.
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Re: The half-wit
That makes absolutly no sense but I get it.
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12-25-2007, 11:45 PM
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Re: The half-wit
LOL!!! That's great
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12-26-2007, 04:40 AM
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Re: The half-wit
So true.
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Re: The half-wit
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