Winter Blonde

[50%plane]

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The

trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.



When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.

She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"



Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.



At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next

light.



When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Pennsylvania and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"

[wizard]

I think I might know her!!!

[thinkitsntillegal]

[WangoTango]

	Quote: Originally Posted by wizard
	I think I might know her!!!

Wizard,
So you THINK you know her........ Here's my problem: I DO KNOW HER!! LOL!!
WT

[Josh Price]

now that is funny!

[3ddd]

i married her brown headed sister-no smarter

[Kiwi]

Too funny, I can associate with that however!!!

[VooDoo Child]

[Kitman]

Hell Kiwi's done that in Ohio when he was here!!

[Kiwi]

Oh look who´s calling the kettle black now Poppel.

First of all its 28 years since I seen snow, let alone have to shovel it off my driveway like some guy I know that lives in Columbus Ohio.

However I can share a good one here that is true, not a joke.

I was in Peoria about ten years ago and had an early morning meeting to attend. Leaving the hotel lobby I was greeted by 12 inches of really frozen icy snow. I walked over to my car (rental) and here was this guy scraping and huffing and puffing to get the snow off it and de icing the windows. This stuff had thawed then refroze so it stuck solid.

I knew the guy so I slowed down until I was sure he had it all done then I hit the remote to unlock the doors. Well the lights flashed, the horn honked and the guy, by know pretty flushed, stopped and the jaw dropped.

He also had a rental and it was the same exact color etc as mine. I thanked him profusely for scrapping my car down for me and asked him if he wanted a tip??

If looks could kill I would have been in the morgue then and there.

And Poppel you can keep that white cold muck up your end, we do not need it here.

[3ddd]

that is funny but sooooooooooooooooo wrong--lol

[SuperDave]

50, you know Heather is your girl, now go make a peanut butter-jelly sandwich.

[50%plane]

	Quote: Originally Posted by SuperDave
	50, you know Heather is your girl, now go make a peanut butter-jelly sandwich.

that bag of peas must be a little too cold..............

[SofaKing]

	Quote: Originally Posted by 3ddd
	i married her brown headed sister-no smarter

Does that mean we are brothers-in-law?

[SuperDave]

	Quote: Originally Posted by 50%plane
	that bag of peas must be a little too cold..............

All healed up and shootin' blanks. IT'S P-NUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!