Blonde the world good.

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This is a joke I learned from my Step Father.

A blonde starts talking to here friends. I'm tired of being made fun of for being blone. So she goes and gets her hair died brown. She tells her friends to prove the world wrong that shes going to do the world good. So as she's driving she encounters a sheep farmer. She asks him If I count your sheep can I keep one. Farmer says sure. So when she gets done counting farmer says okay go pick one out. As she leaves farmer taps on her window and says If I tell you what color your hair truly is can I have my dog back.


I got a little kick out of this one.

[50%plane]

lol

[Mudsurfer1234]

Blonde is sitting in a row boat in a wheat field, rowing and rowing and rowing, having a good old time.

Another blonde walks up and yells in, "What are you doing?" and the other blonde answers "Rowing back to return this boat."

Blonde along side of field says "Oh, alright, have fun!" and walks off.

Few seconds later she turns around and yells back, "You know it's blondes like you that make us look dumb... if i could swim, i'd come out there and teach you a lesson"

[50%plane]

haha

[BDSBob]

Three gals are in front of a firing squad. The first gal (redhead) is asked if she has any last words. She yells TORNADO! Everyone, including the firing squad run for cover. The first gal escapes. Later on, the second gal (brunette), in front of the firing squad, is asked if she has any last words. She yells EARTHQUAKE! She also escapes as everyone runs for cover. Later, the third gal (blonde), is asked if she has any last words. After thinking about how successful the other girls were in fooling everyone into thinking there was an emergency, she yells FIRE!

[Flying freak]

	Quote: Originally Posted by BDSBob
	Three gals are in front of a firing squad. The first gal (redhead) is asked if she has any last words. She yells TORNADO! Everyone, including the firing squad run for cover. The first gal escapes. Later on, the second gal (brunette), in front of the firing squad, is asked if she has any last words. She yells EARTHQUAKE! She also escapes as everyone runs for cover. Later, the third gal (blonde), is asked if she has any last words. After thinking about how successful the other girls were in fooling everyone into thinking there was an emergency, she yells FIRE!

Wild guess she didnt escape

[thewrap]

	Quote: Originally Posted by BDSBob
	Three gals are in front of a firing squad. The first gal (redhead) is asked if she has any last words. She yells TORNADO! Everyone, including the firing squad run for cover. The first gal escapes. Later on, the second gal (brunette), in front of the firing squad, is asked if she has any last words. She yells EARTHQUAKE! She also escapes as everyone runs for cover. Later, the third gal (blonde), is asked if she has any last words. After thinking about how successful the other girls were in fooling everyone into thinking there was an emergency, she yells FIRE!

I've got the perfect person to use that on. Good one.

[50%plane]

lol! I love it

[superdh]

anybody know how to get liquid paper off a computer screen!