MADMAX SMASHES PYTHON!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikel7099]

I think this plane was jinxed since day one. Good luck Max. You can DOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[mikel7099]

	Quote: Originally Posted by SleepyC
	You may be right, but I believe Max has crashed at least 3 of my planes. DAMN.... THREE!!! ***... MAXXXXXXXXX!!!

I hope you learned your lesson

[madmax]

adly. after Momo buys Max a wonderful Christmas gift and countless flying friends offer build assistance, the Python was sadly lost on it's _1500th_ flight. The airplane was loaded up and taken to __OCMA_ field for the big test flight. MadMAx assisted by _BRETT BAYLESS, JEREMY BILLEAUDEAUX, REZA GALLIHULALUMMUMPAPHAR_ carefully checked everything involved for a safe and successful test flight. All systems go, Max taxied the plane and noted the ground handling was _ABSOLUTELY SUPERB DUE TO THE INCREDIBLY TIGHT TOLERANCES ON ALL OF HIS BUILDS_ . He lined the plane into the wind and goosed the DA 100. HE then _DID THE WORLD'S LOWEST SNAP-A-SAURUS, AND GROUND OFF 45 DEGREES OF ALL SURFACES AS THE CROWD OOHED AND AAAHD, SHORTLY THEREAFTER WOMAN'S G-STRING PANTIES WERE BEING THROWN FROM THE THRONGS OF FANS PARTIALLY BLOCKED MAX'S VISION FOR A MOMENT. BEING A COOL HEADED CHAP AS HE IS, HE TOOK IT UP A NOTCH. ON THE SECOND PASS OF THE MAIDEN FLIGHT, HE THREW THE PYTHON INTO A FULL POWER BLENDER, THROWING THE STICKS INTO THE CORNERS NO MORE THAN 10 FEET OFF THE DECK, AND EXITED IN THE MOST AMAZING ROLLING HARRIER WHILE HE WAVED AT THE CROWD WITH HIS LEFT HAND. HE HUCKED THE CRAP OUT OF _ the plane and tested for _PUNK ASS SUCKAS WHO WANT TO FRONT. NONE WERE SEEN, OR WOULD STEP UP TO COMPETE_ . At that point he felt comfortable with the plane and _THREW DOWN HIS NEW MANEUVER CALLED THE PANTY DROPPER_ . Everything was looking good until _LATER THAT EVENING IN THE GARAGE__ . Max attempted to _DRY HUMP THE PYTHON_ but it was simply too low and too _PERFECTLY ASSEMBLED, IN PRISTINE FASHION, BY A MASTER CRAFTSMAN. _ .


The only part that looked salvageable was the _THE CONTENT OF THIS THREAD, BECAUSE BIFF'S A PUNK, AND HIS NEGATIVE JUJU HAS NO AFFECT. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN THIS REDNECK FLY, A PHOTO OF HIS SHOP, OR EVEN A TROPHY FOR COMPETING A KICK ASS BASIC IMAC COMTEST? HAS IMAC EVEN MADE IT DOWN THERE TO SOUTH KAKALAKI?_ . But further inspection revealed that _BIFF IS A MASTER OF KEYBOARD BRAVADO, AND NEEDS TO PUT HIS SKILLZ WHERE HIS YAP IS_ . Max was quoted as saying "_I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FLYING COMPETITION AND DON'T USE THE EXCUSE THAT YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN TO GO PEE IS NOT A VALID EXCUSE._ "and that next time he'll "_SAY A FAMOUS QUOTE FROM WAY BACK: "Y'ALL SHOULD PACK THAT JUNK BACK IN YOUR TRAILER, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW WE DO IT DOD CALI STYLE"__ ". Momo was not available for comment.

BOOYAKASHA!

[snap a saurus]

	Quote: Originally Posted by SleepyC
	You may be right, but I believe Max has crashed at least 3 of my planes. DAMN.... THREE!!! ***... MAXXXXXXXXX!!!

You're not the only one Sleep, there are many others.

[TheTank]

	Quote: Originally Posted by GMoney
	Maybe I'm out of the loop but if memory serves Max has only crashed one of his OWN airplanes. An old 50cc extra.Countless prop strikes at one time he had a garden of broken props. The first Edge got shot down (Anybody on 51?) and the second Edge he fell on. Foam does not count...Somebody correct me please..Nobody likes busting Maxs balls more than me but credit where credit is due right?

I still have that video of Max tearing up his Patty crap-staff. Classic vid with the rocket-zaggy i believe.

[ferocious frankie]

	Quote: Originally Posted by 50%plane
	Ya never know, Max might pull off the double flusher..... http://www.flyinggiants.com/gallery/...01&ppuser=1186

That has to be one of the funniest videos I have ever seen!

[GMoney]

I looked everywhere for the pics of all the props in the flower bed. I also saved a couple pics of the poor Patty looking a little Zig-Zaged spread out over the desert floor.. Damn computers.. Good times right there! OH God I just remebered the contraption Max used to mount the ZDZ 80 on his Edge. UGLY I think It lost a solid pound on #2. Thank God I tossed that contraption in the trash..

G

[Johnny MoJo]

I was just thinking that might be the way it turns out

The new avitar is the shnizzle too! Beware the crosshair fiddy......you'll never hear the sub-sonic crack of the end....................

	Quote: Originally Posted by madmax
	adly. after Momo buys Max a wonderful Christmas gift and countless flying friends offer build assistance, the Python was sadly lost on it's _1500th_ flight. The airplane was loaded up and taken to __OCMA_ field for the big test flight. MadMAx assisted by _BRETT BAYLESS, JEREMY BILLEAUDEAUX, REZA GALLIHULALUMMUMPAPHAR_ carefully checked everything involved for a safe and successful test flight. All systems go, Max taxied the plane and noted the ground handling was _ABSOLUTELY SUPERB DUE TO THE INCREDIBLY TIGHT TOLERANCES ON ALL OF HIS BUILDS_ . He lined the plane into the wind and goosed the DA 100. HE then _DID THE WORLD'S LOWEST SNAP-A-SAURUS, AND GROUND OFF 45 DEGREES OF ALL SURFACES AS THE CROWD OOHED AND AAAHD, SHORTLY THEREAFTER WOMAN'S G-STRING PANTIES WERE BEING THROWN FROM THE THRONGS OF FANS PARTIALLY BLOCKED MAX'S VISION FOR A MOMENT. BEING A COOL HEADED CHAP AS HE IS, HE TOOK IT UP A NOTCH. ON THE SECOND PASS OF THE MAIDEN FLIGHT, HE THREW THE PYTHON INTO A FULL POWER BLENDER, THROWING THE STICKS INTO THE CORNERS NO MORE THAN 10 FEET OFF THE DECK, AND EXITED IN THE MOST AMAZING ROLLING HARRIER WHILE HE WAVED AT THE CROWD WITH HIS LEFT HAND. HE HUCKED THE CRAP OUT OF _ the plane and tested for _PUNK ASS SUCKAS WHO WANT TO FRONT. NONE WERE SEEN, OR WOULD STEP UP TO COMPETE_ . At that point he felt comfortable with the plane and _THREW DOWN HIS NEW MANEUVER CALLED THE PANTY DROPPER_ . Everything was looking good until _LATER THAT EVENING IN THE GARAGE__ . Max attempted to _DRY HUMP THE PYTHON_ but it was simply too low and too _PERFECTLY ASSEMBLED, IN PRISTINE FASHION, BY A MASTER CRAFTSMAN. _ . The only part that looked salvageable was the _THE CONTENT OF THIS THREAD, BECAUSE BIFF'S A PUNK, AND HIS NEGATIVE JUJU HAS NO AFFECT. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN THIS REDNECK FLY, A PHOTO OF HIS SHOP, OR EVEN A TROPHY FOR COMPETING A KICK ASS BASIC IMAC COMTEST? HAS IMAC EVEN MADE IT DOWN THERE TO SOUTH KAKALAKI?_ . But further inspection revealed that _BIFF IS A MASTER OF KEYBOARD BRAVADO, AND NEEDS TO PUT HIS SKILLZ WHERE HIS YAP IS_ . Max was quoted as saying "_I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FLYING COMPETITION AND DON'T USE THE EXCUSE THAT YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN TO GO PEE IS NOT A VALID EXCUSE._ "and that next time he'll "_SAY A FAMOUS QUOTE FROM WAY BACK: "Y'ALL SHOULD PACK THAT JUNK BACK IN YOUR TRAILER, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW WE DO IT DOD CALI STYLE"__ ". Momo was not available for comment. BOOYAKASHA!

[macanaw]

Don't forget the plane he wrecked by falling on it.





ROFL

Love ya Max

[thewrap]

I don't think Biff needs to worry right know. It's 50%. Looks like max has his sights on him right know.

[madmax]

	Quote: Originally Posted by ferocious frankie
	That has to be one of the funniest videos I have ever seen!

Frankie, at FlyingGiants, we celebrate diversity every day, and take pride in welcoming special needs members. When watching that video, make sure to laugh with Fiddy. It's smiles that get these kids through the day.

[mikel7099]

Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx wake up and smell the coffee. It will go down faster than the titanic.

[madmax]

You don't want to be on "the list" Mr. Danielle, cause I'm about to go mushroom layin' mutha f**** thetank style.

[mikel7099]

	Quote: Originally Posted by madmax
	You don't want to be on "the list" Mr. Danielle, cause I'm about to go mushroom layin' mutha f**** thetank style.

It's two N's Max. Geez get something right.

[ferocious frankie]

	Quote: Originally Posted by madmax
	Frankie, at FlyingGiants, we celebrate diversity every day, and take pride in welcoming special needs members. When watching that video, make sure to laugh with Fiddy. It's smiles that get these kids through the day.

Nowwwwww, I understand!