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Bad-ass Super Contributer!
 
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Headlines from the year 2029
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR:2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known as California.White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iranstill closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weightloss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusettsexecutes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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01-20-2008, 11:33 PM
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3DHS Trunk-Monkey
 
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Re: Headlines from the year 2029
I think you accidently hit the 2 button again some of those are more like 2009
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01-20-2008, 11:41 PM
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tissue ? cry baby jack wagon!
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Re: Headlines from the year 2029
ain't it the truth
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01-21-2008, 12:44 PM
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I had it, but then I lost it.
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Re: Headlines from the year 2029
I can only dream to see a female with her mouth shut.
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