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TazmanianDevil · 01-28-2008, 01:12 PM

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag

What do you call a smart blond?
A golden retriever.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .." -
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this Sh%$#....

What would you call it when an Israeli has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment

TAZ

3DFreak576 · 01-28-2008, 01:17 PM

HAHAHA...dont quite get the last one though...oh well...lol

emessys · 01-28-2008, 01:19 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by TazmanianDevil
	.What would you call it when an Israeli has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment TAZ

The rest are old. That one was funny.....but maybe its old in Israel.

Ira

Greyhoundman · 01-28-2008, 01:24 PM

Old but still good

3ddd · 01-28-2008, 01:51 PM

the blonde jokes pertain to all women in a lot a ways

ben_beyer · 01-28-2008, 02:25 PM

Including the one in your avatar?

3ddd · 01-28-2008, 02:32 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by ben_beyer
	Including the one in your avatar?

especially her,a women that looks like that is really only good for two things,,you fill in the blanks

ben_beyer · 01-28-2008, 02:48 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by 3ddd
	especially her,a women that looks like that is really only good for two things,,you fill in the blanks

ROFL!

Vic3D · 01-28-2008, 03:06 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by 3ddd
	especially her,a women that looks like that is really only good for two things,,you fill in the blanks

I was only able to fill one....

main_gears_bent · 01-28-2008, 03:16 PM

Is it sexual harrasment when a midget walks by and says "Your hair smells nice?"

ilovemetro · 01-28-2008, 03:39 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by main_gears_bent
	Is it sexual harrasment when a midget walks by and says "Your hair smells nice?"

ookay thats gross

main_gears_bent · 01-28-2008, 03:52 PM

Lol, ok. How about this one?

If you have sex with a hooker against her will is it rape, or shoplifting?

scotte · 01-28-2008, 04:11 PM

Who's the @#**$*^ that put an "S" in liSp?

Greyhoundman · 01-28-2008, 04:27 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by main_gears_bent
	Lol, ok. How about this one? If you have sex with a hooker against her will is it rape, or shoplifting?

ROFLOL

Breakstuff5050 · 01-28-2008, 05:18 PM

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends how hard you throw them

01-28-2008, 01:12 PM	#1
TazmanianDevil No Guts No Glory! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Age: 38 Posts: 979 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong" What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .." - A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this Sh%$#.... What would you call it when an Israeli has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment TAZ __________________ Victory belongs to the man who believes it of the most. Planes & Models Aerographix

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3DFreak576 Shank Bangin' Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pembroke Pines, Florida Age: 23 Posts: 663 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE HAHAHA...dont quite get the last one though...oh well...lol __________________ Commercial ASMEL, CFI/II What is chiefly needed is skill rather than machinery. — Wilbur Wright, 1902. http://www.flyinggiants.com/slapass.aspx

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01-28-2008, 01:51 PM	#5
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ben_beyer Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: College Station, TX Age: 29 Posts: 2,919 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE Including the one in your avatar? __________________ Power R/C Hobbies Waco Hobby Stop RC Today Show Podcast

01-28-2008, 03:16 PM	#10
main_gears_bent Oh D@#!, Wheels Down? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fairland, Oklahoma Posts: 209	Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE Is it sexual harrasment when a midget walks by and says "Your hair smells nice?" __________________ If you can't fly it, you can REALLY fly it! :12: SD Models Desert Aircraft B-D Aerobatics

01-28-2008, 03:52 PM	#12
main_gears_bent Oh D@#!, Wheels Down? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fairland, Oklahoma Posts: 209	Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE Lol, ok. How about this one? If you have sex with a hooker against her will is it rape, or shoplifting? __________________ If you can't fly it, you can REALLY fly it! :12: SD Models Desert Aircraft B-D Aerobatics

01-28-2008, 04:11 PM	#13
scotte Bombers Rock the World Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wichita Falls, TX Age: 31 Posts: 66	Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE Who's the @#*$^ that put an "S" in liSp?

01-28-2008, 05:18 PM	#15
Breakstuff5050 SMACKING THE BEVEL!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Shelby NC Age: 23 Posts: 664	Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them __________________ www.lelandstoytrains.com *uck it, just huck it www.jtecrc.com

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