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**Boulder** · 03-29-2006, 08:14 PM

How to make a woman happy
t's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer

**Kiwi** · 03-29-2006, 08:19 PM

Mmmmm Kenneth,

Looks we have the same book to read this evening. Oh so true.

Kiwi

**Boulder** · 03-29-2006, 08:25 PM

Yes Alan, I believe we do...

crazyextra · 03-29-2006, 10:03 PM

Na, I have to disagree with you ken, all women want is a man with money, screw all the rest of that list

**wizard** · 03-29-2006, 10:16 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by crazyextra
	Na, I have to disagree with you ken, all women want is a man with money, screw all the rest of that list

Oh to be young, and dumb again. LOL Keep thinking that. Tell your self that. One of these days you will find out.

YaKs are BeSt · 03-29-2006, 10:45 PM

the last part was the funniest.

CAP232CM · 03-29-2006, 10:47 PM

wizard, man you took the words right out of my mouth. crazyextra, dude you need to lay off the crazy glue you don't know jack about women.

Disciple · 03-29-2006, 11:40 PM

haha yeah thats pretty much true nowadays..............we got like one switch and man they got a billion switches and if u flip the wrong one ur screwed for a long time, and expect nothing but crap.

**wizard** · 03-30-2006, 12:43 AM

It's like this

**Boulder** · 03-30-2006, 06:17 AM

	Quote: Originally Posted by wizard
	Oh to be young, and dumb again. LOL Keep thinking that. Tell your self that. One of these days you will find out.

LMAO!!

crazyextra · 03-30-2006, 05:45 PM

was just bustin' balls fellas, I'm happily involved with a 5'9" lifeguard with legs that go for miles

, and treats me real well

I've seen my friends go through some interesting times with golddiggers though, oh man, never never never

SleepyC · 03-30-2006, 11:11 PM

	Quote:
	I'm happily involved

Remember that.... Happily involved
turns into
Happily Married
Which turns into
Happily Married with Children
Which in turn, turns into.
"OH My GOD, I'm freaking NEVER GETTING SEX EVER AGAIN, I WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT, AND I SHOULD JUST CURL INTO THE FETAL POSITION AND DIE RIGHT NOW."

oR NOT..
;p

**Boulder** · 03-31-2006, 05:53 AM

Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy...you're gonna' scare the boy

WessCo · 03-31-2006, 07:46 AM

Here lately the only way that I can find to make a woman happy is to leave my airplanes in my room and turn the computer off. Seems like I work on an airplane and leave that alone to check the computer. I guess that I'd better get off of here!

Rob B · 03-31-2006, 04:53 PM

damn, you guys aren't getting very lucky with the women... that sucks

03-29-2006, 08:14 PM	#1
Boulder It's official, thanks Verne... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cleveland, TX Age: 52 Posts: 11,088 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	How to make a woman happy How to make a woman happy t's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring Beer __________________ Ken Thompson Fellowship of Christian Modelers http://www.fcmodelers.com

03-29-2006, 08:19 PM	#2
Kiwi Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chile Age: 58 Posts: 5,856 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: How to make a woman happy Mmmmm Kenneth, Looks we have the same book to read this evening. Oh so true. Kiwi __________________ Kiwi www.crackroll.com

03-29-2006, 08:25 PM	#3
Boulder It's official, thanks Verne... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cleveland, TX Age: 52 Posts: 11,088 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: How to make a woman happy Yes Alan, I believe we do... __________________ Ken Thompson Fellowship of Christian Modelers http://www.fcmodelers.com

03-29-2006, 10:03 PM	#4
crazyextra they call me....the gas man Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 390	Re: How to make a woman happy Na, I have to disagree with you ken, all women want is a man with money, screw all the rest of that list __________________ Its better to be on the ground wishing you were flying, then flying wishing you were on the ground!!

03-29-2006, 10:45 PM	#6
YaKs are BeSt The Burgur Lifestyle is kickas Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 474	Re: How to make a woman happy the last part was the funniest. __________________ \|

03-29-2006, 10:47 PM	#7
CAP232CM Flyin' Around Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: PV,MO Posts: 23	Re: How to make a woman happy wizard, man you took the words right out of my mouth. crazyextra, dude you need to lay off the crazy glue you don't know jack about women.

03-29-2006, 11:40 PM	#8
Disciple Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Angelo Texas Age: 21 Posts: 272	Re: How to make a woman happy haha yeah thats pretty much true nowadays..............we got like one switch and man they got a billion switches and if u flip the wrong one ur screwed for a long time, and expect nothing but crap.

03-30-2006, 12:43 AM	#9
wizard It will fly!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Washington, Indiana Age: 48 Posts: 9,044 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Re: How to make a woman happy It's like this Attached Thumbnails 17.3 KB · Views: 408 53.9 KB · Views: 179 45.4 KB · Views: 190 __________________ Prevent Darwinism become a paramedic!!! Never try to teach a pig to sing! It wastes your time and it annoys the pig!!! Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Powered by Jim Beam

03-30-2006, 05:45 PM	#11
crazyextra they call me....the gas man Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 390	Re: How to make a woman happy was just bustin' balls fellas, I'm happily involved with a 5'9" lifeguard with legs that go for miles, and treats me real well I've seen my friends go through some interesting times with golddiggers though, oh man, never never never __________________ Its better to be on the ground wishing you were flying, then flying wishing you were on the ground!!

03-31-2006, 05:53 AM	#13
Boulder It's official, thanks Verne... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cleveland, TX Age: 52 Posts: 11,088 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: How to make a woman happy Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy...you're gonna' scare the boy __________________ Ken Thompson Fellowship of Christian Modelers http://www.fcmodelers.com

03-31-2006, 07:46 AM	#14
WessCo ProBro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Summerville, GA Posts: 164	Re: How to make a woman happy Here lately the only way that I can find to make a woman happy is to leave my airplanes in my room and turn the computer off. Seems like I work on an airplane and leave that alone to check the computer. I guess that I'd better get off of here!

03-31-2006, 04:53 PM	#15
Rob B The Huckster Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 195	Re: How to make a woman happy damn, you guys aren't getting very lucky with the women... that sucks

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