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07-16-2008, 09:55 PM
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Rules of the Cockpit
Rules of the Cockpit · The PILOT always makes THE RULES. · THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification. · No CO-PILOT can possibly know all THE RULES. · If the PILOT suspects the CO-PILOT knows all THE RULES, he/she must immediately change some or all THE RULES. · The PILOT is never wrong. · If the PILOT is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the CO-PILOT did or said wrong. · The CO-PILOT must apologize immediately for causing such misunderstanding. · The PILOT may change his/her mind at any time. · The CO-PILOT must never change his/her mind without the express written consent of the PILOT. · The PILOT has every right to be angry or upset at any time. · The CO-PILOT must remain calm at all times unless the PILOT wants him/her to be angry and/or upset. · The CO-PILOT is expected to mind read at all times. · The PILOT is ready when he/she is ready. · The CO-PILOT must be ready at all times. · Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. · The CO-PILOT who doesn't abide by THE RULES is grounded.
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07-16-2008, 10:12 PM
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Around the world at mach .92
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hurricane alley
Age: 38
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Re: Rules of the Cockpit
Well put!
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07-16-2008, 10:18 PM
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Around the world at mach .92
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Location: Hurricane alley
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Re: Rules of the Cockpit
Whichever one overspeeds, buys the beer!
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07-16-2008, 10:21 PM
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aka Three Stripes
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sitting to the right of a guy who is making a lot more yet he's doing a lot less
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Re: Rules of the Cockpit
I've definitely flown with that guy. Makes routine 8 hour flights feel like a never-ending purgatory.
funny thing tho, most guys know them, avoid them and stick the junior guys with 'em. Their brief usually starts out something like "I'm standard. Now, close your eyes, everything you see - you can touch. OK, now open your eyes, everything you see - you cannot touch. Any questions?"
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07-26-2008, 07:57 PM
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Low and slow- How I roll
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Crest Mexifornia
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Re: Rules of the Cockpit
Lol....
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07-26-2008, 08:18 PM
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Bad-ass Super Contributer!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: La Jolla, CA USA
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Re: Rules of the Cockpit
Wow, I just realized, my life is like a cockpit, and my wife is the pilot!
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08-16-2008, 11:39 PM
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Team Aerotech R/C Models
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: clinton, ia. usa
Age: 35
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Re: Rules of the Cockpit
capt duc...... hey man! your avitar is hilarious! i love it. that beats the swedish flag!
matt
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Location: Cowra NSW Australia
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Re: Rules of the Cockpit
 Dirty BUGGER!! That's funny
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08-17-2008, 01:21 AM
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Team Aerotech R/C Models
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Re: Rules of the Cockpit
yeah, that bank shot is kinda disgusting!
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08-17-2008, 02:19 AM
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Too...many...old people!!!1
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Antioch, Tennessee, USA
Age: 18
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Re: Rules of the Cockpit
I'll keep this in mind when I go to flight school.
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08-17-2008, 07:20 AM
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Bad-ass Super Contributer!
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Re: Rules of the Cockpit
Rules of the cockpit, or rules of marriage?
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08-17-2008, 11:14 AM
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Bad-ass Super Contributer!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: California
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Re: Rules of the Cockpit
Cockpit etiquette 101,
The first one to puke cleans up all of the puke, including the puke from the others that tossed their cookies after the first one.
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