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04-10-2006, 05:38 PM
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It's official, thanks Verne...
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cleveland, TX
Age: 52
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apples and wine
Here is the latest one my wife sent me, I think she's tryin' to tell me something.
apples and wine > > Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. > Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are >afraid of falling and getting hurt. > > Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as >good, but are easy. > > The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in >reality, they're amazing. > > They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is >brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. > > Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and >it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into >something acceptable to have dinner with. |
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04-10-2006, 06:20 PM
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Bad-ass Super Contributer!
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Chile
Age: 58
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Re: apples and wine
Kenneth my man.
Looks like it took a while but I can see your wife has you well sorted out. Kiwi |
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04-10-2006, 06:25 PM
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It's official, thanks Verne...
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cleveland, TX
Age: 52
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Re: apples and wine
Yes Alan,
She is just now allowing me to eat at the table 
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04-24-2006, 05:32 PM
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end user
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: neenah,wisconsin
Posts: 363
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Re: apples and wine
even the best apples will fall from the tree if you're patient enough!
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04-24-2006, 11:09 PM
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I'm your Huckleberry
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lower Alabama
Posts: 248
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Re: apples and wine
Unfortunately, some of them rot on the tree from waiting so long to get picked.
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04-25-2006, 12:56 PM
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Flyin' Around
 Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: U S A
Age: 71
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Re: apples and wine
One day, a man came home and was greated by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up" she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went flying... |
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04-25-2006, 01:48 PM
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It's official, thanks Verne...
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cleveland, TX
Age: 52
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Re: apples and wine
LMAO!!!!!
Good one Draper!! |
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