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06-23-2009, 07:40 PM
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FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
Saw a funny quote on the instrument panel of an S-1S Pitts we are re-building.......
"In the event those long things port & starboard fall off - Push the stick hard forward, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye! Now, there are a couple of good reasons for doing this..... First, you won't poke your eye out as you bend over AND secondly, it makes your descent far more spectacular and exciting!!"  
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06-23-2009, 08:08 PM
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
Another one I saw on the front of the cowl under the spinner......
"If I'm still flying and you can read this - I'd suggest you duck rather quickly if not sooner!"
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06-23-2009, 10:03 PM
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
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07-01-2009, 01:56 AM
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
  Hmm, never seen those before.
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07-10-2009, 08:21 AM
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
"If it has tit's or wings, there will always be issues." I saw this one on a IAC plane. I just wish I had the photo
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07-10-2009, 10:39 AM
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
The probability of survival, depends on the angle of arrival.
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07-25-2009, 04:13 PM
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Flyin' Around
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
In a single seat RV-3B airplane. "The great thing about a single seat aircraft is the quality of the social experience."
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09-22-2009, 10:23 AM
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Flyin' Around
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
Good quotes...sorry I can't add one...will find one soon and post.
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09-24-2009, 08:06 PM
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Flyin' Around
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
"There is no excuse for an airplane unless it goes fast." I came across that quote while researching my Gilmore Red Lion. It was spoken by golden age air racer Roscoe Turner.
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09-24-2009, 09:45 PM
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Super Contributer
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
Old Air Force lament: "The three most useless things to a pilot (Air Force)?? The runway behind, the sky above and a Field Grade Navigator".
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09-24-2009, 10:08 PM
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
If it flies, floats, or f
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09-25-2009, 12:03 AM
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
Wizard... you must be like a philosopher.
words of wisdom... and oh so true, hehee |
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09-25-2009, 02:15 AM
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
My favorite quote is in my tag line below....made by a member of Flying Giants....credited at the end
CB
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09-25-2009, 03:58 AM
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
Of course, then there is the pilot's creed.......
Thou shalt maintain airspeed lest the ground come up and smite thee!
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06-06-2010, 11:08 PM
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Gettin' Lower!
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Re: FUNNY QUOTES IN AIRCRAFT
haha saw this at the Chippewa Valley Airshow today.
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