If only it were true!!

[Mokken]

Got this email today... If only!!

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OUR REF: FRN/ATM/2900
YOUR REF: CLAIMS/ATM/2900

This is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number 4278763100030014) has
been accredited with your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 2900.The
ATM Card Value is $6.8MILLIONUSD.You are advised to contact Mr.
Joe Clark via Email: joe.clarkdesk@9.cn) with the following information's;

FULL NAME:
DELIVERY ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
COUNTRY:
OCCUPATION:
SEX:
AGE:

Regards,
House Of Senate

[MODE 1]

LOL

[wylieruneyjr]

I get tons of those and then a week later stuff from what appears to be the FBI, telling me its okay to accept the money. I always reply that I'm so filthy rich . I don't need the money. Or some threats like my friends from the PLO are looking for you, we will interrorgate you, most horribly. Or I have put a curse on you, "elaborate" send me $ 500.oo to P.O. Box xxxx, and I will spare your family. LOL

[Mokken]

Apparently I have 'treasure" sitting somewhere in Ghana... Damn!!!

GOOD DAY,
I AM CHRIS QUAYE, DIRECTOR OF AIRPORT MANAGEMENT KOTOKA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. WE ARE BRINGING TO YOUR NOTICE ABOUT TWO MEN JUST ARRESTED WITH YOUR UNCLAIMED CONSIGNMENT BOXES AND WE UNDERSTAND THE CONTENTS INVOLVED BEING FAMILY TREASURE ACCORDING TO LABEL TAGGED ALONG.

ON FURTHERING INVESTIGATION, WE DISCOVERED THESE TWO MEN TO BE OFFICIALS OF PRIVATE SECURITIES COMPANIES, AND THESE STEALINGS AND DIVERTING OF FOREIGNERS DEPOSITED CONSIGNMENTS BOXES UNDER THEIR MANAGEMENT HAS BEEN GOING ON LONG AGO UNTIL WE RAN ON THEM THIS TIME WHEN CHECKING AND SCANNING OF ITEMS BROUGHT INTO OUR CUSTODY FOR SHIPMENT.

WE ARE CONTACTING TO KNOW IF YOU ARE IN EXPECTATION OF THIS SEIZED CONSIGNMENT BOXES RIGHTLY UNDER OUR CUSTODY WAITING FOR PROPER DELIVERY WHILE THE CULPRITS FACES TRIAL IN OUR COURT OF JUSTICE ACCORDING TO THE LAW OF GHANA, IMMEDIATELY YOU GIVE US YOUR WORD, WE WILL SURELY GO AHEAD TO PROSECUTE AND SENTENCE THEM TO JAIL FOR ATTEMPTING STEALING AND OF TARNISHING OUR PEACE LOVING COUNTRY'S NAME GHANA.

THE AIRPORT AUTHORITY MANAGEMENT AND THE CUSTOMS HEAD COMMANDER HAVE MANDATED ME TO MAKE SURE THE CONSIGNMENTS WERE RETURN BACK TO THE SECURITY FIRM OR BEEN DELIVER TO THEIR RIGHTFULLY OWNERS IN WHICH WE FIND YOU TO BE ONE OF THE BENEFICIARIES ACCORDING TO THE INFORMATION ON ONE OF THE BOXES, SO IF YOU REALLY WANT US TO ASSIST DELIVER IT TO YOUR DOORSTEP ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PROVIDE US WITH THE FOLLOWING INFO BELOW FOR VERIFICATION.

1.} YOUR FULL NAMES
2.} DELIVERY ADDRESS
3.} YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.
4.} A SCAN COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT FOR PROPER RECOGNITION.

THIS WILL MANDATE US TO BRING THIS CONSIGNMENT BOX UNDER IMMUNITY COVERAGE DIRECT TO YOU WITHOUT INTERRUPTION FROM OUR CUSTOM SERVICE OR IN YOUR COUNTRY. AS SOON AS YOU CAN PROVIDE THIS NEEDED INFO, WE ARE GOING TO MAKE DELIVERY TO YOU WITHIN THE NEXT 48HRS.

FOR FURTHER CORRESPONDENCE YOU ARE TO CONTACT ME ON (chris01quaye@yahoo.com.hk)
HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

CHRIS QUAYE.
DIRECTOR OF AIRPORT MANAGEMENT
GHANA CIVIL AVIATION AUTHORITY
ACCRA, KOTOKA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, GHANA.

[classclown]

Just imagine how many dumba$$es out there fall for that crap. They must get their scams out of some stupid scammers guide book out of a crackerjack box.