Greatest practical jokes?

[wizard]

My motorcycle organization held a "Leather and Lace" fashion show. I know it sounds strange until you understand that this was a money maker for the group. We had the good looking ladies from the group and a few paid models dressed in very reveling outfits, and anyone could order for their old lady or whatever. We had a guest MC in from out of town to liven things up.

After the show He started to get real close to one of the "hired" models. I will say that she was a knock out. at least a 9 1/2 if not a 10. When the MC went to the bar, to get a refill. I started to explain to him that the great looking lady he was talking to named Jill used to be called John, before the operation. Well he bought the story hook, line and sinker. We never did tell him that it was just a joke. To this day he still believes that the "low kiss" he got in the parking lot that night was from an ex-man.

[YaKs are BeSt]

thats kinda disgusting but funny I guess,

For aprill fools in 8th grade I lit one of those super smoker deals from tower hobbies, they are kinda like a smoke firework in the main upstairs hallway of the highscool and ran up and down for about a minute, then I chucked the thing outside and ran into the bathroom and laughed my ass off,

the thing smelled really bad and I kinda got in trouble for that one, hehe

you guys ever heard of the atomic sit-up?

[as722]

I took a funnel and attached a hose to the end, then stuck the hose up the muffler of my buddy's car (Mike's) and poured a gallon of B&B smoke fuel. I told the rest of the guys on the job and we all went out to see it as he left the job but there was no smoke ( not hot yet). The next day mike didn't say anything so at the end of the day another guy said " Mike I just got to know, did it smoke or what?" Mike turned around loked at me and said " You SOB, I drove a couple of miles down the road and I started to see little puffs of smoke, then it started smoking a little more and finally I couldn't see anything behind me, I pulled in my driveway and was surprise not to see a cop behind me". I said to the rest of the guys " I told you it would work".

It doesn't last a very long time because most of it is wasted but it sure was worth it.

Albert Santiago

[mikeyj86]

atomic sit-ups are hilarious, no matter how old you are, and theres always some one who doesn't know what it is, so you always offer to show them, works every time

[66stang]

There a guy at work that's just a total knuckle head... I finally had enough of his pranks one night and took the hub caps off his car and took a picture of them.. I then posted them for sale on ebay and sent him the link to the auction... with a note he should bid on them. Then there the time I was at a party and pissed in a freaks bong, and watched him smoke it. Right before I left for the night I told him.. Now thats funny. This ones good too... Put minows in tank of a toilet.. When somebody flushes it, you get a new set of fishies swiming around. Last but not least.. Empt a contact capsul and fill with food coloring.. Put it in a showerhead.. When the warm water melt the capsul.. Food coloring now belongs to who ever is showering.

[Stu_D]

Many years ago the factory next door to mine burnt down , it was a pretty big place so there were multiple fire & police there . The next day when we came into work the police had taped off the entire area with that yellow "crime scene" tape (as they do). When we left work at the end of the day all of the tape was gone/stolen , I didn't give it another thought .
The following day I could here all the boys in the factory having a good laugh at something . After asking what was going on I was told that one of the guys who worked for me had stolen the police tape . On his way home after work he had gone over to his mates place and taped off the right across the front of his house . He then sat behind a bush on the other side of the street and waited for his mate to come home .
When the guy came home it was said he did the biggest reverse burn out out of his drive and he was last seen tearing up the street as fast as he could go . I was later told that the guy was a drug dealer .
The bloke who worked for me left town soon after this .

[WessCo]

I urinated on one of my college roomates toothbrush. No one knows until now though!

I had a friend that used to soak his saxaphone reeds in a cup of water, except one time I did it for him. With...pee.

I fixed my sister-in-law and her husband each a dog crap sandwich for Christmas this year. They kept smelling it and thought that it was their 1 year old daughters' dirty diaper. They checked it 3 times before we opened up presents. When they open them up, they were a bit dissapointed!

[choppedlow]

My home town is right on the AZ, CA, and Mex border. People still party at this place called the "river". In high school it was like two feet deep, and right where the Gila and the Colorado met, and just imagine a huge sandbar, a few hundred drunk teens, and NO moon. After getting drunk, we took a pallet that we stuffed foam into, and hid earlier that evening in the toolies. We strapped a store manakin to it, and DOUSED it with gas, dish soap, and anything else to make homeade sticky Napalm. We hooked a fuse to it, and then put a lit cigarette onto the fuse, and then floated it down stream. As soon as it was RIGHT NEXT to the party....WHOOOOOSHHHHHHH!!!!! This store dummy was on flames, and the flames were almost 15 feet in the air! Imagine the horor of all the drunk teens seeing a burning person, "walking" on the water, clothes burning! And the best thing was, was that as the dummy burned its arms dropped down, and head went forward, almost like it was real! I was worth all the effort in the world, hearing all the girls screams, and drunk football players yelling "get in the car!!!!".
At this same place a few months later, we all dressed up in these dark red robes we got at Dorians (the Dillards of Mexico...Tacky as hell), and then made a huge fire. When the kids were pulling in we were full on acting like a cult of devil worshipers, or Druids, or whatever their minds thought. I even heard that the KKK was at the river the next monday at school. Easy prey!
But this is the one that took the cake, but was REAL!! We were driving around the fields late one night, looking for a place to drink are just then, scored beer. We were drunk already, and going down this road in the middle of nowhere! My buddy started FREAKING out, yelling "DUDE THERE WAS A HAND IN THE ROAD!!!!" We were all laughing and saying "Yah, *********!" We pulled over and stopped in the middle of the road with our lights on this "glove" on the side of the road, and sure as hell...there was a severed hand sticking out of a rubber glove! We CRAPPED ourselves!!! We got the hell out of there, and called the Sherriff. Turned out they were looking for it. There was a huge fight between a group of farm workers, and one pulled a machette out, and started swinging. The worker was close enough to Mexico (two miles), and just hauled ass accross the border to a hospital down south, in fear of being caught on this side. Scariest ***** I have ever seen while drinking!!!!!

[choppedlow]

The pissing on the tooth brush reminded of one tha happened to a DR. here in Yuma. I don't know if its true because I have heard the story again since. Story goes.......on vacation down in Mexico, all there stuff was stolen. Everything but their toilettries, a camera, and a few odds and ends. They though nothing of it, and just kept on vacationing. When they got home, they got all their pictures developed, and there was the guys who robbed them, taking pictures of themselves, with their tooth brushes up their ASSES!!!! Of course, the story goes that they used them the rest of the trip! What a shocker uh.