Official FG intervention,,TO ARMS BROTHERS!

[Biff]

Chris. All fems start nice. Then BANGO!!!!!! You're castrated and into shopping for drapes at Sears. HANG TOUGH, Negotiate NOW!!! She wants to go camping? FINE!!! There's camping at the DOGS!!!!

Chris we're not giving you junk, we're giving you LIFE SAVING ADVICE!!! All of us are the lemmings that jumped over the cliff. In retrospect (hindsight is always 20/20) we are all looking up at the cliff thinking WHY DID I FOLLOW EVERYONE ELSE WITHOUT THINKING IT THROUGH?????

Missing the DOGS for camping? Leaving the huck fest for points? Dude you're jumping off the same cliff we're warning you about and don't even know it!! We love you man. We want to see at least one from the Y chromosome team beat the system!! We're all depending on you Chris. STAY STRONG!!!!

[Craven]

And to think you might have flown in the XFC! Oh well, it's no big deal except for:
1) Awesome exposure
2) Being a top notch huckster
3) Being known as one of the best pilots in the world
4) Putting on an awesome show of your skills in front of your friends and peers
5) Sponsorships
6) Free stuff
7) Real prize money
8) Showing off your stuff
9) Bragging rights in the hobby
Just to mention a few....but heck, who's counting. A woman would never get between you and your dreams. You're way too smart for that! A family weekend with the in-laws would be much more rewarding for the inner spirit. And, when you sell the Carden and all your r/c stuff cheap (to me and Sleepy), that will be a great way to pay for that "beautiful" ring she'll want. Don't worry about it though, just have fun camping!!!!!

[GmanBill]

Remember - Milk = less PMS fits of rage.

I found that teaching the other half to fly makes them want to stay as far away as they can get, I always invite the other half to come flying. Greatfully denied every time and it works great now that I am bale to hit the big shows again (DOGS another 2 weeks away from home, woo hoo).

[KrisW]

I wish I could empathize with this thread. . I really do .. .

but, you see. . .FREE men go on about their business, little heeding the SUCKERS who get grabbed by some womanly wiles and can't think straight any more.

If Fry wants to get married. . . well. . then let him. Every man deserves ONE chance to ruin his life. . some succeed in fantastic fashion. . others, Like Biff and Max, have cooperative wives, who truly ARE the "Better Half" of the relationship. They truly understand the child-side of their "Man" (term used VERY loosely).

Now, don't get me wrong. . I was married. . . note the tense of that statement. . WAS married .. like 20 years ago . . and I figured it out WAYY back then. . . .and I've been single ever since.

So. . To Chris Fry. . Dude, have fun while you can, and keep a foamy hidden. . just in case . . .you never know WHEN she might turn her back. . .

Now, if you'll excuse me. . I have airplanes. . .LOTS of airplanes. . to go play with. They don't argue .. they don't get headaches .. they don't get jealous of my other airplanes. . and they don't pull the blanket off at night cause they got cold.

[SleepyC]

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	Now, if you'll excuse me. . I have airplanes. . .LOTS of airplanes. . to go play with. They don't argue .. they don't get headaches .. they don't get jealous of my other airplanes. . and they don't pull the blanket off at night cause they got cold.

Yea but airplanes can can't provide you with the " Wink, Wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more" either.

[rc4flying]

Hey Chris,

The minute they say "I Do".....They don't anymore.

You ought to think about flying with the guys more now, cause you won't be doing much later. These guys are trying to set you straight before you leap.

[Kitman]

Gentlemen, Brothers of the Giants!

We need to take this matter in our own hands, he is under the spell of the "V"!!! It makes him do irrational things!! We need to kidnap him and bring him to the DOGS show for a one on one revival with Dr. Morgan!!!!!!

Remember there is proof that Wedding Cake kills a womens sex drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need to unite behind our brother Chris!

[Rockoflyer]

I have only met Chris once he is a nice chap.BUT I will say this .While at the Huck Fest Chris just up and vanished for most of Sat afternoon then poof just showed up right befor dinner .HMMMMMM I think this is the handy work of a FEMBOT .Chris be strong you can resist the force.

[Bunky F. Knuckle]

Yeah, all the attention is on me now!!! I'm LOVIN it!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! I finally give you guys something to get me on, and thankfully you are running WILD with it!!!! Gotta love the FG Bretheren!!!

Hey Rocky, don't sweat man!!! I can resist anything!!!! The "V" has nothing to do with my decision to go campin'. I want to go, PERIOD!!!! I'm a big boy, I can make my own decisions.

Bunk~

[Do-rag]

I think this is relavant to this case and we must stop Chris from eating the food mentioned in the following story.

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"



After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in
the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."

[KrisW]

	Quote: Originally Posted by SleepyC
	Yea but airplanes can can't provide you with the " Wink, Wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more" either.

Uh. . Sleepy. . I cook better than most women. . .clean better (when I want to). . do laundry better (it all goes in TOGETHER.. forget sorting), and my bathroom is not cluttered up with a bunch of smelly weird facial chemicals. . .

So. . if ALL I can get is some "nudge wink, smirk and grin" out of a woman. . . and that is the only way they can "improve" my life. . .

It's ONLY "Sex" !!!!!!!!

Flying is usually better. . .

[Hoss]

	Quote: Originally Posted by KrisW
	So. . if ALL I can get is some "nudge wink, smirk and grin" out of a woman. . . and that is the only way they can "improve" my life. . . It's ONLY "Sex" !!!!!!!! Flying is usually better. . .

And just think about it you can always go rent it for a night or an hour compared to owning it.

[Bunky F. Knuckle]

In my case, well, I can't say I can get it for free. But I do have to pay for a few things............. Like fuel on the way down and back. Some food, and cannot forget ADULT BEVERAGES!!! How about some Cap't Morgans, and some Canadian Club whiskey.............. 2 of my favorte drinks!!! MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to our regularly scheduled program......

[SleepyC]

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	It's ONLY "Sex" !!!!!!!! Flying is usually better. . .

DUDE... gotta find the right chick!

I know this one in Beijing, Show her a P-tip prop, and man...
she will port and polish your new BME115 like nobody's business!


aren't innuendos fun!!

[KrisW]

	Quote: Originally Posted by SleepyC
	DUDE... gotta find the right chick! I know this one in Beijing, Show her a P-tip prop, and man... she will port and polish your new BME115 like nobody's business! aren't innuendos fun!!

Uh.. sleepy. . What happens after the 1st hour?? After all the porting and polishing and running and high-end prop rip screaming. . . . . Maintenance costs. . ."free advice", that if not followed ends all porting and polishing operations. . . jealousy. . .illogical hormone driven emotional tirades. . . .

I'm aghast that they have not managed to clone copies of Ann Coulter. . . I could deal with her!!!