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04-13-2012, 11:24 PM
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team "watch the f0$% out"
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: United States, SD, Sioux Falls
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Funny Problem with my Cock?
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand newstud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up And I am taking over. The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast! The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch When he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit...... Third gay rooster I bought this month.' Moral of this Story? .. Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery Always overcome youth and arrogance!
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04-13-2012, 11:34 PM
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team "watch the f0$% out"
Join Date: Sep 2009
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anyone else have this problem or is it just me?
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08-14-2012, 10:27 PM
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Flyin' Around
 Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: United States, NC, Glenville
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ROFL LMFAO
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08-15-2012, 05:40 AM
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Bad-ass Super Contributer!
Join Date: Mar 2008
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LMAO this one was good enough nto tell my wife,,,,,hehehehehehehehheheheheheh
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08-19-2012, 06:45 AM
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Bad-ass Super Contributer!
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: USA, OH, Avon Lake
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The classics never disappoint
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09-08-2012, 07:36 PM
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Get r up
 Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Michigan
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SORRY TO BOTHER ANYONE BUT I HAVE A QUESTION THAT FLYING GIANT WONT ANSWER OR EVEN EMAIL ME BACK .
tHAT IS , IS ANYONE HAVING PROBLEMS GOING TO THE CLASSIFIEDS, IT TELLS ME THAT ITS DOWN FOR REPAIRS, BUT ITS BEEN A WEEK OR SO? |
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09-08-2012, 08:00 PM
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Gettin' Lower!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: United States, SC, North Charleston
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yup and they don't seem to concerned to get them back up *shrug*
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