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Old 04-13-2012, 11:24 PM   #1
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Default Funny Problem with my Cock?

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand newstud rooster for his



chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,







'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'




The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle



ALL of these chickens.



Look what it has done to me



Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'








The young rooster says,



'Beat it: You are washed up



And I am taking over.








The old rooster says,



'I tell you what, young stud.



I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive



domain over the entire chicken coop.'












The young rooster laughs.



'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.



So, just to be fair,



I will give you a head start.'








The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young



rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!




The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch When he sees the roosters running by.







The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.



The Farmer grabs his shotgun and




- BOOM -




He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and



says,











'Dammit......





Third gay rooster I bought this month.'













Moral of this



Story? ..




Don't mess with us OLD FARTS -



Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery



Always overcome youth and arrogance!
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Old 04-13-2012, 11:34 PM   #2
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anyone else have this problem or is it just me?
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Old 08-14-2012, 10:27 PM   #3
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ROFL LMFAO
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Old 08-15-2012, 05:40 AM   #4
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LMAO this one was good enough nto tell my wife,,,,,hehehehehehehehheheheheheh
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Old 08-19-2012, 06:45 AM   #5
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The classics never disappoint
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Old 09-08-2012, 07:36 PM   #6
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SORRY TO BOTHER ANYONE BUT I HAVE A QUESTION THAT FLYING GIANT WONT ANSWER OR EVEN EMAIL ME BACK .
tHAT IS , IS ANYONE HAVING PROBLEMS GOING TO THE CLASSIFIEDS, IT TELLS ME THAT ITS DOWN FOR REPAIRS, BUT ITS BEEN A WEEK OR SO?
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Old 09-08-2012, 08:00 PM   #7
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yup and they don't seem to concerned to get them back up *shrug*
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