Needed time off ........

[Gonnacrash]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if
I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was
doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light
bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and
give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
and asked "What are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed
out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped
down and walked out of he office. When my co-worker
(the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
"..And where do you think you're going?"


She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark

[quentonious]

haha man i needed a good blonde joke today

[Cajun]

LmFAO