A beautiful BLONDE woman was walking down the street when she was
approached by a man. The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now!
I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes
for you to pick it up I will make love to you from behind and be on my way!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She
called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's
proposition.

Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm
sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and
tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said,
" That Son-Of-A-B@#ch had $500 in quarters

Talk about a two-bit ho.

now thats funny right there

i got a vision of cramer in my head like in that senfield episode where he tries to buy pizza with a pocket full of change. maybe im just insane.

that is really funny (hahahaha)

no matter who u are that funny right there.. :P

HeHeHeHeHeHe!!!

hahaha i love seinfeld..definatly (kinda) like it..

very good..

OMG! i laughed so hard I almost teared up