Just think, winning at one big contest and he could have gone home that night with 3 or 4 for 1. Now he's facing one or none.

Left hand, right hand, never complains, the one with the legs is always a pain.

Prepay that credit card to hide all the fun, if she finds out be ready to run.

30 years to come of yes dear, ok. Please dear God, how do I get away?

Best of luck to ya. You're gonna need it.

I don't know about you KrisW but, SEX is pretty damn good! Maybe a little more for you and you wouldn't be so grouchy about the IMAC judging!

I'm sorry, but I thought that was pretty damn funny. Even though the thread has been closed, it lives on.

Mike Darr

Closed???????? We can't close this thread until our boy Chris F. is single again!!!

remember as soon as they say I do , they don't. Run away fast.

Double post...see below

Boys - I'm sorry to point this out, but our brother Chris is lost. God only made us with enough blood in our bodies to run one head at a time......and we all know which one takes over.

Chris - I am going to pass on a piece of advice that my daddy gave me (10 years too late). We were sitting around having a beer and he looked at me and said: "Son, if there is one thing I learned in all these year...that's if it Flys, Floats, or F*#ks, you are better off renting it."

He doesn't follow that advice (Married over 50 years and always owned an airplane). Neither do I. It makes perfect sense, but then again - we only have enough blood to run one head at a time.

Good Luck Buddy - Welcome to the dark side.

To the rest of my brothers, we have been through several of the seven stages of grief with this:

1. Disbelief - "Fry is actually dating someone??? Yea right, don't worry, she will sober up soon. This will be one Tequilla night that will haunt her for a while."

2. Denial - "Huh??? He is still dating her. Can't be true."

3. Bargaining - This is the stage we are in right now. Come on Chris, help us out. It doesn't have to go any further.

4. Guilt - "If only we had been better friends." Followed shortly by, "HHMMM. wonder is I can buy his stuff on the cheap?" (Greed overcomes guilt everytime).

5. Depression - Picture this - sitting around the campfire at an IMAC event.
"Hey, you guys remember Chris Fry."
"Yea - great guy, sure do miss him."
"Yea, me too....but his plane flys good and I bought it for a steal cause he had to buy that diamond ring."
(Side note - Chris - think CZ for the engagement ring. The only time they get it appraised is during the divorce and then it is Hilarious!"

6. Anger - Chris is such a putz!!!

7. Acceptance - "Attention all Hucksters - BACHELOR PARTY!!!!!!!"

Ok Keefer!!! What is the last step??? Anxiously awaiting!!!

Sorry - I forgot one. It is updated now. Just remember - there are three kinds of people in the world - those that can count and those that can't!!!!

(Good thing I don't make a living with finances.....oh wait, I do.)

i say i haven't laughed this hard in a long while! guys, i've known chris for several years and when we were having the huckfest i go over to the impound tent where his dad was. i ask his dad, where's chris? thinking he was in the rv, possibly sick, or had too much to drink or what not. his dad looks me in the eye and says "he's went to meet his woman" and then he looks off in to space as to say "he has joined the dark side". i shake my head, say what the f**k and go about my business. to say that he needs to spend at least one eternity being razzed is an understatement. when my wife and i met many years ago, i told her that i can and will only have two loves in my life. one being my family, and another being my lifelong hobby. neither is greater than the other, for i love them with all of my heart. my wife has given me grief here and there, but she can ALWAYS count on where i'm at and that the kids are always safe. i have 5 kids and the younger 3 always go flying with me. in fact, they know on thursday it is practice day, friday morning is practice and then load the trailer. then pack their clothes and get their toy bags together. now remember this is a 3, 5, and 7 year old. my wife looks at them and tells me i have inplanted the special "flying gene" into them and that they are hooked. she learned early on that i WILL BE FLYING and unless someone is in the hospital that will not change. she knows at xmas to buy me plane stuff and not clothes. chris, i give this as friendly advice. and please take it as such. if your woman doesn't understand your hobby, then my friend she doesn't understand you. and anyone that gives up their hobby because of a woman; is giving up on their own life, and after time they resent that person for doing that to them. trust me i know, i've been divorced.lol so now after my long speech i now leave it in the capable hands of the marshall-greg morehead. i have known greg for probably 5 years and i can think of no greater person to instill what i have said. to greg i say, this young man has joined the dark side. it's time to let loose and bring him back to the light. later, toby
www.silhavyaerosports.net

I guess I just need to get "MIDEVIL ON HIS ASS!"
By the way, Max final gave me a "real" screen name. Thanks Max!
Craven Morehead out...............

See, guys, she understands me, and understands the HOBBY!! Her grandpa is one that learned me to fly, some 15+ years back!!! OPPS!!! Did I let that slip????? *BFG*