take out that last reply and put "POOP"...-thank you.

Originally Posted by Dangerous Dan

I still think he is trying to iluminate his post count...LOL

MR DANGEROUS DAN.....MY SON IS A VERY NICE BOY...HE WOULDNT TRY TO ILLUMINATE ANYTHING JUST THOSE DAMN BLINKIN LIGHTS....CRASHED TWO OF HIS PLANES JUST LAST NIGHT....WHY DONT YOU HELP MY BOY(HES 47)ALL HE WANTS IS FOR THOSE BULBS TO FIT.....MANUFACTURER WONT HELP HIM.....MAYBE YOU COULD.....SEND LOTS OF MONEY TO ME AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU (HAVE TO PAY THOSE BLOOD SUCKING LAWYERS FIRST)...AND REMEMBER ....BE NICE TO MY BOY
SIGNED,
PORCUPINEACE'S MOM

DAN..... what did you say to her?????now shes out screamin in the yard again about those bulb........oh,sh&*!!!! shes got my plane again......scremin something like..."badass...badass...badass.......... do you know whatshes talkin about? be right back......

Tell your mom that all caps is yelling.

well......gotta buy ANOTHER plane due to those faulty regulators,bulbs, engine, batteries, glue, cheap covering, Bulbs that dont light, fit,stop blinking,flashing,overheating,making strange noises,rx's that dont rx, tx's that dont tx, wires that dont reach, screws that dont hold, bolts that dont stay tight,canopies that melt,gas that leaks, landing gear that dont stay on or break,..........you know what? I'm GONNA BUILD MY OWN!.....-got any toothpicks?

Originally Posted by Dangerous Dan

Tell your mom that all caps is yelling.

how many posts is the hamburger thread?

Dan...my mom says shes sorry...please dont be mad....shes 104....as i told you before(and cant see too good either....i have to go to my room now....

Folks its sad to say but I was in a hurry to drilll out the busted bulb in my 400wattL and wouldn't you know it I did not wait for the patch and do not own a pair of spandex, now I am walking around the house with nothing more than just a couple of raisinets for my jewels,wife is threating to leave me the dog is laughing at me with this raisin eaten grin.......HELP my juw-juws are trapped in hell and I am unable to reach them......fish are swimming around all bug eyed liked they haven't bben fed for days, now the cat thinks my raisins are some sort of play toy, man he tries to run up my leg to get to my two new dingleballs.OUCH:24:

Guys warning!!!! When using Bulbtaba ensure the on/off switch is in the on position before starting your engine!!

what happens if itd be in the off position? i work hard for my money and i cant afford all this top shelf stuff already spent half of my retirement fund and i'm about to get a second mortgage on my house,sold the kids,(good deal by the way) and my mother cant go to "happy Acres" evn though at 104 she flys more than me....always late with the tech info....whats with you Giants anyway???

and whats all this talk about "incedence" and degrees and all that....cant see how that effects my equlibrium,or my light bulbs for that matter.And my gyro not working in direct sunlight, or on a cloudy day, or on thursdays in june??? if they sell ya something, they should stand behind it.(or in front of it....my plane that is...while doing a high speed inverted pass or something. The only "incedence" i ever had was when my mother did a low flyby on the neighbors dog) my cat doesnt like him either......AND STILL: what about the blinking....can somebody please ,...stop the BLINKiNG!!!!!

ok....Clear bulbs? The only thing thats clear is they are dangerous....and Frosted....my mom says thats only good on Flakes and Cakes....Spiral? if ya like stairs or funny architecture....Little bulbs????now all the ladies know that big ones are better! and another thing...Big bulbs dont make the man,the man makes the big bulbs....Floods are for hurricanes and not light bulbs....Spots?- good name for yer dawg.....Pinpoint lighting? mom likes that one...say it reminds her of when i was small....Area lighting? what area, 51 or what...Security lighting? only helps if ya home with the kid screamin in the backyard....Mood lighting, my wife says dont say ANYTHING about that....And Plane lighting???? we should all pull our bulbs out of our plane until UL figures away to stop these bulbs from blinking...maybe i wont crash so much.(My mom loves JIM BOB bulbs though.....so i highly recommend them!)And they come in such pretty colors! Look ma........

???? i just plugged my planes bulbs in to my regulator charge jack....is it supposed to explode like that , or is this normal??? batteries were at 3.5 volts. excuse my absense...i need a fire extinguisher.

just spoke to the fire marshall. He said that if i fly my plane anymore, he'll get me locked up....(but he likes the blinking lights...go figure)What do i do?I love the hobby ,but its got me into more trouble than my cat in heat....any suggestions?

i'm gonna go back to candles like before, shoulda never made the switch!

(P) = Problem (S) = Solution


(P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement

(S) Almost replaced left inside main tire


(P) Test flight OK, except autoland very rough

(S) Autoland not installed on this aircraft


(P) #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid

(S) #2 Propeller seepage normal - #1 #3 and #4 propellers lack normal seepage


(P) Something loose in cockpit

(S) Something tightened in cockpit


(P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear

(S) Evidence removed


(P) DME volume unbelievably loud

(S) Volume set to more believable level


(P) Dead bugs on windshield

(S) Live bugs on order


(P) Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent

(S) Cannot reproduce problem on ground


(P) IFF inoperative

(S) IFF always inoperative in OFF mode (IFF-Identification Friend or Foe)


(P) Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick

(S) That's what they're there for


(P) Number three engine missing

(S) Engine found on right wing after brief search


(P) Aircraft handles funny

(S) Aircraft warned to straighten up, "fly right" and be serious


(P) Target Radar hums

(S) Reprogrammed Target Radar with the lyrics

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