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Old 04-24-2006, 05:12 PM
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Elderly drivers

D RIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -
both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising
along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but
they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought
to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went
through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to
another intersection and the light was red again.
Again, they went right through. The woman in the
passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been
red but was really concerned that she was losing it.
She was getting nervous . At the next intersection,
sure enough, the light was red and they went on
through. So, she turned to the other woman and said,
"Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three
red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh ****, am I driving?"
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Old 04-24-2006, 07:57 PM
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Re: Elderly drivers

thats pretty funny, its pretty anoying when there are old people out on the road with alot of traffic, its ok when you can pass them but driving in dallas sucks when you cant.
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Old 04-27-2006, 09:20 PM
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Re: Elderly drivers

Per George Carlin:

The worst drivers fall into two categories.

Any lady that can't be seen in the car from the rear. You know the type I'm talking about. You think the car is empty until you see the knuckles on the steering wheel.

And any man in a hat (other than a baseball cap). Checkered or plaid are the worst.
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Old 05-03-2006, 09:30 AM
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Re: Elderly drivers

the sad thing is that it's true
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