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Old 05-09-2006, 05:23 AM
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From the desk of Kenny..

I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers
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Old 05-09-2006, 03:21 PM
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Re: Women drivers

yea women drivers
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Old 05-09-2006, 03:36 PM
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Re: Women drivers

Lot of bad drivers period. Not all women. The women do some crazy stuff while they drive though. All that multi-tasking gets them in trouble behind the wheel.
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Old 05-09-2006, 06:44 PM
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Re: Women drivers

that was pretty funny, the girls at my high school cant drive at all. Its really anoying cuz lots of their parents buy them lexus's and other stuff like that, but they cant drive.

One girl got in a wreck her second day driving, she went home and cryied her her head off so her parents got the front fender fixed in like two days so no one would know. I found out from her brother.

I drive some old buick and every time I park behind one of them I just ease up real slow and when I hit their back bumber I stop, of course It doesnt make a mark.

driving is easy when you've got your eyes on the road but being destracted and trying to pay attention to something else can make anyone a bad driver.
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Old 05-09-2006, 08:13 PM
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Re: From the desk of Kenny..

LOL....Thats was a good one Kenny...but i think you mean from the DASH of kenny.
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Old 05-09-2006, 08:18 PM
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LOL....Thats was a good one Kenny...but i think you mean from the DASH of kenny.
I believe you are correct, Denny ol' boy!! I should change it!!
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Old 05-09-2006, 08:47 PM
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I drive some old buick and every time I park behind one of them I just ease up real slow and when I hit their back bumber I stop, of course It doesnt make a mark.
That must be FUN!!!! NOT. If that is true....I don't even know what to say to it
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Old 05-10-2006, 04:54 AM
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That must be FUN!!!! NOT. If that is true....I don't even know what to say to it
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:49 AM
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That must be FUN!!!! NOT. If that is true....I don't even know what to say to it
There are two things to say to him.

(1) That's a dumb idea and could get you sued.

(2) When they get in their car, and you are right there against there bumper, gas it and push them foward a little as thay don't have nearly the power or weight that you probably have and it will teach them to ride a bike after they yell . Anyways, it probably won't be long before they need to have 'daddy' buy them a new viper to replace the old one.


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(jk about #2. please don't attempt)
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