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Old 01-28-2008, 01:12 PM
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JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag

What do you call a smart blond?
A golden retriever.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .." -
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this Sh%$#....

What would you call it when an Israeli has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment

TAZ
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:17 PM
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HAHAHA...dont quite get the last one though...oh well...lol
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:19 PM
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.What would you call it when an Israeli has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment

TAZ

The rest are old. That one was funny.....but maybe its old in Israel.

Ira
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:24 PM
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Old but still good
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:51 PM
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Re: JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE

the blonde jokes pertain to all women in a lot a ways
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:25 PM
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Including the one in your avatar?
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:32 PM
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Including the one in your avatar?
especially her,a women that looks like that is really only good for two things,,you fill in the blanks
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:48 PM
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especially her,a women that looks like that is really only good for two things,,you fill in the blanks
ROFL!
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:06 PM
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especially her,a women that looks like that is really only good for two things,,you fill in the blanks
I was only able to fill one....
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:16 PM
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Is it sexual harrasment when a midget walks by and says "Your hair smells nice?"
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:39 PM
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Is it sexual harrasment when a midget walks by and says "Your hair smells nice?"
ookay thats gross
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:52 PM
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Lol, ok. How about this one?

If you have sex with a hooker against her will is it rape, or shoplifting?
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:11 PM
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Who's the @#**$*^ that put an "S" in liSp?
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:27 PM
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Lol, ok. How about this one?

If you have sex with a hooker against her will is it rape, or shoplifting?
ROFLOL
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:18 PM
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends how hard you throw them
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