Many years ago on a long BOAC flight, I asked if I could visit the cockpit.

When I got up there, I found four crewmen. I asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the navigator and what his responsibilities were.

I turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the engineer and his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any system problems to keep the flight operating smoothly.

I turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as the captain he was responsible for everything on the airplane and the functioning of the crew.

I then turned to the first officer and asked "Well young man, what is your job?"

He replied " Sir, I am the captain's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, I said "I beg your pardon, what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple sir.

The captain has told me that when he wants my f#*king advice, he'll ask me."

Originally Posted by kenhiraihnl

Many years ago on a long BOAC flight, I asked if I could visit the cockpit.

When I got up there, I found four crewmen. I asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the navigator and what his responsibilities were.

I turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the engineer and his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any system problems to keep the flight operating smoothly.

I turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as the captain he was responsible for everything on the airplane and the functioning of the crew.

I then turned to the first officer and asked "Well young man, what is your job?"

He replied " Sir, I am the captain's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, I said "I beg your pardon, what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple sir.

The captain has told me that when he wants my f#*king advice, he'll ask me."

ROTFLMAO! A true classic but Pretty much!

LOL