You're not sorry.

Tank and Biff are both starters for the Warbirds over Wanaka show in 2008. I'm the chaperone so they wont get up to much trouble, well!!!!!!

You better beleive young Marcus that if we get enough of them Yanks in our patch we can set up a real boat race. Now remember we drink upside down as we supposedly live underneath right??? So to make it fair for them Yanks we can string them up by the boots so they feel more at home and then they can drink their beers down in the direction they are accustomed too.

Thats fair I think and it should give this thread some imputous. I expect at least a thousand replies to this one.

Kiwi

What could else anyone say? When you're right, you're right.
Evan.

Kiwi, you are THE MAN! Of course, turning the yanks on their heads would allow a more homely feel for them. Oh yeah, none of this bud light stuff either. Something brewed in the South Baby! Where the real men are!

Anywho, you KNOW I'm a starter for the boat race, and I've got a year of the best training you can get before the big event. College! Who Knows, we could even drag Compy2.6 into service from down this way also.

PS: You owe me for getting my name wrong

Might have to make old Biffy and co drink some Speights!!

Oh yeah, cause it's on our tiny patch of the world, "WE GET TO MAKE THE RULES"

ie must have visible neck and no ring ins from from South America

Yeah man, what the heck happened to The Kiwi's?? Aus merging or what?

They come here by choice, we don't ask.

Originally Posted by SargeNZ

They come here by choice, we don't ask.

Noice answer

Man this has got to be the koolest thread. I can't stop laughing everytime I look at it. I'm gunna sit and enjoy this one

What mistake, I see NUSINK!!!!!

Kiwi

I've created a monster.

Not sure about a monster yet tbut who knows??

Who from the land of the wrong white crowd is coming to Argentina for the world champs. I was figuring on rolling on over as some immoral support if needed and I can certainly help with some prelim information on the venue etc if required.

Also I have good inside information on whats good beer there and whats not.

Kiwi

Who has premium information on where the good looking women are located. Frankly at this point this is what I need to go after be it in Austrailia, Chile or New Zealand.

So far my world tour has brought me to:
Newfoundland
Canada
England
Ireland
Germany
France
Spain
Turkey
Russia
Pakistan
Afghanistan
Iraq

I found that in the U.K. women were instantly drawn to us Yanks beause of our accents. In Spain I could not believe that women of all ages seemed to keep themselves looking very good. I think I need to compile a report, along with pictures of course, and give a briefing on here at first.

The UN needs to look into appointing me a position to survey international hotness of women of different ethnicities and determine who has the highest density of hot women per population.

I might add that when I flew with the Kiwi's in Afghanistan they did play some in flight Bob Marley and assorted Sublime. Very bad ass!

M4 Carbine with all the bells and whistles - $2,000
C-130 Herc - $10million (maybe who knows)
Inflight music while flying around Afghanistan - priceless