been there, done that. Luckily, she knew better than to mess with my stuff. 16 years gone and I wish I would've dumped her sooner.

Originally Posted by dldeuce

I can't top the OP by any means, but I'll play along. I have two 80lbs dogs who my wife believes need to be in the house even when we're gone. Poor babies, you know. So if we go on vacation, she has to have a house sitter. You know, a 16 or 17 year old kid who she gives the key to our house and expects them to let the dogs in at night and out first thing in the morning. And we all know how teenagers like to get up in the morning and just how responsible they are right?

So you would think that after a few times of coming home to find our house completely trashed top to bottom, she might actually listen to somebody. I don't know, maybe somebody like her husband who has to live in the house with her too. Maybe after the new breakfast table chairs got chewed up? No? Maybe after the new couch got chewed up? No? Maybe after she left the dogs locked up in our bedroom and they pulled down the curtains, found a roll of ultracote and shredded it into thousands of 1sq in pieces all over everywhere, not to mention pissing in multiple places or the gallon container of glow fuel they chewed up and punctured. Not even then? No? Of course not. Next time will be different? Sure ... Sure.

What do you think? In June we were gone for a week. You know. June in Texas where it's plenty warm enough but not too hot that they're going to die of heat stroke? As if that could realistically ever happen even in August. Yeah, you got it! I had to suck it up and let her "handle it." We came home late afternoon, and the dogs are in the house. Not let out first thing in the morning, at like 6:00am, like she so confidently assured me before we left. They aren't let out until late afternoon.

Surprise surprise! The first thing I notice, and smell, is two great big doggy dumps in the entry way. Then I see big piss stains in many spots along the wall. I also see that the new couch that had already been chewed on damn near had the arm chewed off! Just about the time I was thoroughly wearing out my well deserved bitching tirade at her and all her denials, I see this.

5D3_8854.jpg by ABC_photos, on Flickr

The picture doesn't do it justice. The thing is mauled 360deg top to bottom. To top it off, I go to bed, and when I get up in the morning, I feel something slimy on the floor, and I realize I'm standing in a big puddle of dried piss. They pissed the floor and bedspread.

Oh, and she's divorcing me because I have so much anger and I'm so dominating! Does my rant qualify for this thread?

Sounds to me like you need to train your dogs better....lol

As I was chastised earlier for not "evolving" to the human level....my point is being well made in these following comments from everyone. Sorry Boggin....I really hate the fact you are going through all this. Hopefully it will all turn out in your favor. KARMA IS A ROYAL.... B****. She'll get hers. And as I said previously, Ain't nothing worth losing your stuff over. Kick it all to the curb... take care of your little ones and live for you. I learned a very long time ago.....I've been down roads like this. Until experienced, no one really has the right to chastise evolution.

Wow! You guys are making this Gay thing sound better and better.....

Just think....no Jedi mind tricks......no hormones....no periods.......

Sorry for your woes....I dont wish that crap on anybody......

CB

Keep your sanity and most importantly your kids safe. The rest are just temporary peripheral distractions. I've been through the ringer myself and it gets pretty clear what's important pretty quickly.

Keep the chin up and the kids close.

There is always a" bitch " involved no matter your preferences

There is always a" bitch " involved no matter your preferences

So true....So very, very true......

CB

Originally Posted by vmceachern

There is always a" bitch " involved no matter your preferences

True....and it could be you in that role if you don't have a wife.......just sayin

Originally Posted by castlebravo

Wow! You guys are making this Gay thing sound better and better.....

Just think....no Jedi mind tricks......no hormones....no periods.......

Sorry for your woes....I dont wish that crap on anybody......

CB

But what if your boyfriend fly's better than you do??

Just remember, women are like dog poop. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.. if your not happy with your lady, find you a new one.. Everyone deserve to be happy..

Originally Posted by sweetpea

True....and it could be you in that role if you don't have a wife.......just sayin

Married 29 yrs. raised 3 boys. All I have is "hall sex". Much less strenuous. And more time to build!


Better clarify. Married to a female!

Originally Posted by castlebravo

Wow! You guys are making this Gay thing sound better and better.....

Just think....no Jedi mind tricks......no hormones....no periods.......

Sorry for your woes....I dont wish that crap on anybody......

CB

So are you thinking of becoming a homo ?

Originally Posted by Colombo

Sounds to me like you need to train your dogs better....lol

The problem child is just a high energy German Shepherd. He's just way too high strung to leave all cooped up and alone. You could probably take him on a 2 hour run, and he'd still be too wired to leave in the house all day.

Originally Posted by rooman

So are you thinking of becoming a homo ?

He admitted being gay on another thread when we were arguing over biblical acceptance for gay marriage...

Originally Posted by rooman

So are you thinking of becoming a homo ?

Yeah........I'm afraid that ship sailed a long time ago....




CB

Originally Posted by Robotech

Keep your sanity and most importantly your kids safe. The rest are just temporary peripheral distractions. I've been through the ringer myself and it gets pretty clear what's important pretty quickly.

Keep the chin up and the kids close.

Right on Robo....