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JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong" What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .." - A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this Sh%$#.... What would you call it when an Israeli has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment TAZ |
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HAHAHA...dont quite get the last one though...oh well...lol
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Old but still good
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Is it sexual harrasment when a midget walks by and says "Your hair smells nice?"
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Joined Jul 2006
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Lol, ok. How about this one?
If you have sex with a hooker against her will is it rape, or shoplifting? |
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them |
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